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Jolly Green Gïant

My name is cliff, brother of joe. i got me some crack i want me some hoes

About Me

My name is Christian .

Exact Location of Stalkers, copy & paste into browser
http://web1.modmyprofile.com/generators/world/map.php?id=123 9839

My Interests

In general I enjoy almost anything that I find entertaining, interesting or just plain fun including geography, history, religions (past & present), photography and music.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who can pass The Cool Person Test , and people with these qualities .

Cassino: American Low

Music:

I enjoy all types of music, CLICK HERE to see list.

*I don’t add bands to this profile; click link for band page*

My Blog

gooood

yeah, so from my car accident exactly a year ago i've finally got those bastards from  mercury insurance to pay me, so i don't have to worry about my medical bills and other shit anymore. they're...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

just bragging, ignore me

just suprised by how much money i'm making at my new job. the wealth does come with a price, just look at how many hours i worked over these two weeks. 121, damn that sucks, but at least i'm finally d...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:53:00 PST

FYI: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Christian and I was born; I moved and lived in different parts of the world; and now I'm back in this small, but not too bad town called Ridgecrest until I can find another place to run awa...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

LOL pizza-love connection

By Riki Markowitz   Think a candlelit dinner is the best venue to suss out a date's potential? Well, a new study claims that ordering a good ol' pizza pie can be much more telling. "Pizza-eaters...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

Ron Paul '08

Food for thought, about the '08 primaries. This appears to be the best Republician Canidate, and for the Democrats i'm not that sure yet. ...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

June Onion Horoscopes

June 12, 2007 | Issue 43"24Your Birthday Today: June 12, 2007You'll reach an important milestone in your life when, after a few too many Cosmos at your birthday party, you'll drive at full speed into ...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

May Onion Horoscopes

May 30, 2007 | Issue 43"22Your Birthday Today: May 30, 2007The secret love you've pined for from afar for so long will appear to you in a dream and say, "Ha ha, you gutless simp: This is just a dream!...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

April Onion Horoscopes

April 18, 2007 | Issue 43"16Your Birthday Today: April 18, 2007You'll finally get exactly the credit you deserve, sparking yet another of those interesting but meaningless conversations about why they...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

March Onion Horoscopes

March 28, 2007 | Issue 43"13Your Birthday Today: March 28, 2007 Moments after accepting Jesus as your own personal savior, you'll be irritated to learn that He must be shared with the world's other 2...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

Jokes......

So I'm just going to start posting jokes that I hear or read in here and if you know any which you should, add them as comments. Thanks.1.A Flasher walks up to 3 Old Ladies and opens his coatThe 1st O...
Posted by Jolly Green Gïant on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST