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Hell on Wheels

Kandy apple blood, Chrome plated heart.

About Me

Driving in my '49 Ford sedan down a long strech of Texas highway, window down, titties hanging out, good tunes on, Texas beer between my legs. On the way to nowhere.

My Interests

Hello KittyLong walks through local wrecking yards, cleaning the dirt from under my fingernails, taking inventory of my toolbox, working long months/weeks/days/hours on my car for a three hour cruise. Covering my arms in grease and tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

Hot rod hoodlums, honda hookers, wreched turners, metal shapers, beer brewers, wiskey distillers, shit talkers. And any one else with similar interest as I.

Music:

Any kind of music that the band members are not seen in public with there cap's turned sideways or over there ears. idiots. Other than that the usual.

Television:

I took my television and made it into a fish tank.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Dear Alcohol,

Dear Alcohol: First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're eve...
Posted by Hell on Wheels on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

That's a moral..........

A Horse, A Chicken and a Harley...On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared f...
Posted by Hell on Wheels on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

49 Ford upday 6/23/06

Ok, seeing that's its been about 6 months or so since i updated what's up with my car. Here is something new. Lets see. All the suspension is done. New springs w/blocks, new shocks, and a rebuilt...
Posted by Hell on Wheels on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:35:00 PST