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About Me

The Lead Hill Gang
HORN OK PLEASE

I drive for a car service in the downtown Sacto area at night. Call me if ya need me!!!
Self proclaimed ZEN MASTER of inappropriate comments and behavior
I worship the BURRITO
Nachos come in at a close second
I love Mexican food
I LOVE DOGS!!!
I'm very liberal politically
I am OBSESSED with the female ASS
I shave off all of my body hair. EVERYTHING!!!
I'm a total perv! But I'm also charming like this guy

I've got a fat gut and you fucking like it!
I seem to remind everyone of their grandpa! I'd make the bestest and coolest grandpa ever!!
I'm a Californian native, but I talk with a southern accent alot. Not sure why, but it doesn't matter, 'cause it's FUN!!
WOO HOO!!!

Cab rides payed for by spankings!

Gettin' Spankin's!!!

My Interests

BURRITOS!!!!
Viva la Chipotle!!!!
Eating pussy!!
Nice butts
Nachos
Road trips
Pervy girls
Phone sex
Rootbeer
Kinky stuff
Doggies!!
And eating ass too!!
Yeah that's right, I'll eat a bitches ass!!

I'd like to meet:

HOT GIRLS!!!
tall,
short,
skinny,
chunky and curvy even, but not too fat,
whatever I don't care, just not hairy!!
And cool people

Music:

I grew up on old school 80's punk music. Now I love all sorts of music including middle eastern, old/alt country, rockabilly, noise art, electronic, and all sorts of other crazy shit. However this band changed my life...
DEAD KENNEDYS
and this is the album that changed my life...

And then I heard these guys...
BUTTHOLE SURFERS!!!
and this is the album that changed my life again...

AGENT ORANGE
AMUSEMENT PARKS ON FIRE
BAUHAUS
BIG BLACK
BLACK FLAG
BOARDS OF CANADA
BROADCAST
BUTTHOLE SURFERS
CHROME
CRAMPS
CRUCIFUCKS
DEAD KENNEDYS
DEPECHE MODE
FLIPPER
GOD FLESH
HOPE SANDAVOL
JOHNNY CASH
JOY DIVISION
KINSKI
KMFDM
LADYTRON
LOVE AND ROCKETS
M-83
MAZZY STAR
MELVINS
MOGWAI
NEW ORDER
NICK DRAKE
PIXIES
PONYS
PORTISHEAD
POSTAL SERVICE
RAVEONETTES
SAINTS
SIGOR ROS
SISTERS OF MERCY
SLAYER
SMASHING PUMPKINS
SNEAKER PIMPS
SUGAR
SUICIDAL TENDANCIES
SUN KIL MOON
SWANS
THE GO! TEAM
THIS MORTAL COIL
TONES ON TAIL
TV ON THE RADIO
VALLEY
WARSAW

Movies:

I love all sorts of films. New and old, drama, comedy, action, whatever. I especially love old sci-fi from the fifties.

Books:

The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage
Screw the Roses Send me the Thorns
The Essential Guide to the Practice of Corporal Punishment
When Someone you Love is Kinky
The Ehtical Slut
The Compleat Spanker
Flogging
Sex Information May I Help You?
Slavecraft
Sex Tips
The Ultimate Guide to Strap-On Sex
SM 101
Anal Pleasure and Health
The Topping Book
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men
Tricks: More than 125 ways to make Good Sex Better
Family Jewels: a guide to Gential Play and Torment
Come Hither
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women
The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus
Jay Wiseman's Erotic Bondage Handbook
The New Bottoming Book
Jay Wiseman's Tricks to Please a Woman
ToyGasms

My Blog

Why I don't vote.

I know most of you are going to give me shit for this, but please try and understand where I am coming from.I don't trust the systemI don't trust authorityDon't trust cops,Politicians,Government,or th...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

My vacation to Seattle

Well kids I finally took a vacation and I went up to Seattle for a friends wedding. I had a fucking AWESOME time! The weather was PERFECT, the wedding was beautiful, and it was good to see my old frie...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST

Laborday Weekend at my buddy Jeff's house.

I haven't seen my buddy Jeff in about 5 years and all the sudden he as a bbq in his backyard for the old crew. Jason, Mike, and myself. After the bbq Mike, Jason and I headed off to Reno WOO HOO!!! I ...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST

Uncle Jimmy getting Waxed!!!

So this is what Uncle Jimmy looks like when he's getting waxed kids! Got it done by my awesome friend Amanda. She's very sanitary and just hella cool to work with. She said I did very good! In fact it...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

I need a road trip.

I was talking to my friend Stef and we're in agreement that a road trip for a day is in order. Unfortunately I can't go with her because she lives in Utah. I'd like to head out on a cloudy Fall day wi...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

Work uniforms SUCK!!!!!

You know I can understand a companies desire to have everyone in a uniform of some sort or another, but seriously, with the billions and billions these corporate assholes are making, you'd think they ...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:52:00 PST

My new job!

My new job at Target is RAD!!! I know it sounds silly but it's a lot of fun and fucking easy. I'm a cashier and everyday that I have worked there I have seen people I know. My first day the Groovie Gh...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The true nature of Middle Earth!

From: Dia Structo Date: Jul 29, 2005 11:59 AM ...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate it when this happens!

So I'm getting ready for bed, right. And there's a couple things I need to take care of first. Brushing my teeth and taking a shit. Now here's the problem. I really needed to take that monster dum...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I had a startling revelation today

The acronym MILF at times may also mean MEN I'd Like to Fuck. And that's very frightening. Speaking of being gay, I want a real kitchen someday. Not necassarily a huge kitchen, but a very well stocke...
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST