I Really Don’t Have A New Blog |
I just wanted to come out in the updates.
Posted by MikeSludge on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST |
God Is Dead |
That's right God is dead and I killed him. It was accidental. You know lately I've been praying a lot and I guess he came down for a visitation. I live in a rough neighborhood so I a...
Posted by MikeSludge on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST |
Crap Circles |
So I've been hearing about these crap circles being found in farm fields all across the planet. People believe that they are being left by UFOs as a form of communication. One would think that the...
Posted by MikeSludge on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST |
Size Matters |
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I've been taking those pills that make your penis grow. I started at 5 inches and now I'm one yard. I can't walk out of the house anymore, my clothes don't fit, everytime I turn around I knoc...
Posted by MikeSludge on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST |
POETRY |
Summer Turns To Fall
As the last leaf falls from the tree
And gently lays upon the ground
As Blue skies darken to grey
Who am I fooling, I can't write poetry
I've never been good at rhym...
Posted by MikeSludge on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST |
Power Outage |
The power went off last night. I was reading a book. The book was "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury. I've read it before but I was really getting into it. I looked for a flashli...
Posted by MikeSludge on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST |
Pluto! |
Pluto is no longer considered a planet, and Uranus is still considered an asshole.
Posted by MikeSludge on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST |
UFO's |
I've always been a skeptic when it came to ufo's, but last night I was sitting outside drinking a beer when I saw one. It was drifting silently through the sky. It was a cluster of blue and white orbs...
Posted by MikeSludge on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST |
HOES! |
I love hoes, they're great. I mean they are so useful when you're gardening.
Posted by MikeSludge on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST |
Beer |
My last beer impaled itself on an ice chip and bled a slow death. I'm going to have throw a funeral bash for it. Goodbye little buddy, I hardly got to know you. ...
Posted by MikeSludge on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST |
