Rant 7: A Vision For The Future |
Well, just when you thought you were safe, "that cretin who writes those stupid rants" is back, and kicking bottom as usual.The title of today's rant is:Fourteen Billion Fat Britains* A Vision For T...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:50:00 PST |
Vandalising an Apple Mac. |
Well, there we were in the Apple shop at the Trafford Centre when the greatest idea ever clobbered James Oakley and Chris Simpson around the head."I know!" said James "We shall write Windows fanboy me...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:15:00 PST |
Rant 6: Glitter Graphics |
Wow, like a homosexuals with amnesia... These rants keep coming out!In case you hadn't gathered by the title... This is my sixth rant and I appear to be churning these out faster than a nun's first cu...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:21:00 PST |
Rant 5: Indie |
Ok, so most of you know that I like Indie music.But when I come to think about it... What is it?Which brings me to the title of todays rant:Indie or No Indie(It's a lot better because it doesn't have ...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Rant 4: WTFS ALL DIS M8? |
Why?Why do people use it?Does anyone else get driven mad by the illiteracy and general incompetence of people living in this country?Ok, so most people I know have been educated to an acceptable stand...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:48:00 PST |
School |
Now you may think that a blog from me with a title like "School" would contain an angry rant about the place I've been working hard (and not so hard) at for the last five years.But you're wrong!I'm on...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:39:00 PST |
Rant 3: Holidays |
WellWellWellyWellyWell...I've been meaning to write a blog/rant thing about my holiday since i got back, buta) I couldn't be arsed at the time.b) I havent had time.In fact I don't have time now but I'...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST |
Rant 2: Colds |
Why?!This morning (after recieving a letter from school saying that my maths coursework wasn't up to scratch) I asked myself why I'm disorganised and behind in every aspect of life. All the answers ap...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST |
Rant 1: Adverts |
Why are all my favourite 80's anthems on adverts for things that are completely unrelated to the songs? I saw a rather shit version of Depeche Mode's 'I Just Can't Get Enough' on an advert for juice ...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST |
Science Papers |
These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and healthteachers by high scool, and college students around theworld.It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can crea...
Posted by SIMMO/ on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST |
