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About Me

I am a 36 year old, single guy ( was married once, It didn't work out, no kids...yet or that I am aware of ). I stand 6'3", brown hair, brown eyes with a wickedly sick sense of humor. I am the type to say what most are only thinking & whatever is on my mind at the time. I have been told that I will usually take over a room with my humor & antics ( very animated ) This was told to me by several friends. See my pics at the following link: http://www.alphamodelgroup.com/models/brataj I have a Golden Retriever who has been my buddy for 12 years. His name is Junior. All of you visiting my page here, stop & say, "Hello". PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com
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My Interests

Hawaiian shirts, Tropical locations, Palm Trees, Sandy beaches with crystal blue/teal water, Mexican beers, Vegas, Women ( a little on the sleezy side a plus!! ), Big Boobs, FIFA World cup soccer Pimped By PhatPimpClothing.com

I'd like to meet:

Anyone over the age of 18 only please... Now that I got that out of the way. I would like to meet a gal with a great sense of humor who has matured beyond the game playing stage. A gal who is not affraid to try anything once...well, maybe 7 or 8 times just to be sure. Very rich with low self-esteem a plus!! Big Boobs also a plus!! A gal that can handle my sense of humor. On a social meeting: George Carlin, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Johnny Knoxville, Steve O, Wee Man, Kevin Smith, Jason Mews, Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, Jenny McCarthy, George Clooney, Jack Black, Heather Lee, Bobbi Billard, Sean Connery, Steve Zahn, Jewel D'nyle, Mel Gibson for starters & not necessarily in that order.
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Music:

Mostly 80's Rock, Delta Blues, I have a wide range of music I like...Rap & Country are not types I prefer.
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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

George Carlin, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Johnny Knoxville, Kevin Smith, Jason Mews
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You are in Margaritaville.Nothing really bothers you, you're laid back and never in a rush. You don't really care about the "he said she said" drama, or who's doing what. You just like to kick back and enjoy a drink. And who cares if you lose your job, your house or your money; as long as there's a beach to sleep on and a bar withing walking didstance, you're in heaven!
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My Blog

Check me out on Yuwie!!

Hello, Check me out on Yuwie!! http://r.yuwie.com/gligore
Posted by Jess on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Phrases...More brain droppings

"Going down the tubes" ...What tubes? There is more than one tube & what size are these tubes? "Fine & Dandy" Has anyone truly been both at the same time? "Takes the cake " ...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

Check me out on Cherry Tap

Check me out on Cherry Tap! My Invite Link : http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=373925
Posted by Jess on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

Brain droppings

Why is there braile on drive up ATM's??Why do they post signs for the visualy impared?Why is it funny to watch midgets run track? I use to feel like a man trapped in a womans body, then I was b...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

Which are better ( or more prefered )?

What is your preferance, real ( natural ) or fake ( implant ) boobs?
Posted by Jess on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST

Why are big boobs so hypnotic?

This just came to me today as to why Big Boobs are so hypnotic? Any input?...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST