Dear fatties |
Don't get mad at ME when I sit you at a booth and you don't fit. Sometimes I'm just too busy and don't have the time to calibrate if your lardass will fit into our booth seating. In fact, if...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST |
vampirefreaks.com |
This is the second time this year that vampirefreaks.com has had heat from the media regarding members that are batshit crazy and have killed people. For those who don't know, it's like a myspace for ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST |
Note to men: |
Nobody cares about your sexual conquests. I cannot stand guys who spend 75f their conversation time talking about their sex life. I had the pleasure of meeting one tonight and I was just about ready t...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST |
Fraud totally sucks! |
TOTALLY SUCKS!
So on thursday night I went to the bank machine to deposit my tax refund. It says my card has a problem and cannot be used. Shit. I go to check my online banking. It says I cannot be id...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST |
Anna Kournikova v. 2.0 |
I bought a tennis skirt today. I've been playing tennis the past few days and even though I really REALLY suck, it's a lot of fun! I definately wanna imrpove my skills over the summer (because boys on...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST |
baby me! |
I found all these pictures the other day and thought they were hilarious enough to share with everyone :)
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Posted by Jessica on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST |
You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like |
The past few weeks have truly made me realize I have wonderful friends who I wouldn't give up for the world. Not everyone has the kind of fun that I have with the people I love the most, and...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:33:00 PST |
Party pics! |
Photographic diary of a spectacular evening! Happy birthday Heidi and Lauren!
Dress up at the pre-party
Kyle's pimpin in the limo
And the mess begins
Me and birthday girl #2!
Heidi is a leeeeeech
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Posted by Jessica on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST |
What would an angel say? The devil wants to know. |
I've heard the terms "nice" and "sweetheart" used to describe me a countless number of times. I'd like to believe that I am a genuinely good person with a caring heart and an open mind. But ...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST |
Gym buddy needed! |
I officially need a serious gym buddy. 100% comitted, no bullshit, no slacking. At least twice a week...once is okay on busy weeks. I'd prefer to go to sungod cause it's cheap. No offense to the 89784...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:16:00 PST |
