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About Me

The video clip has been taken off Youtube, so here is the great stump speech given bill Bill Maher on why he could never be presidentFolks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad and drugs are good.I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a perversion, Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's and there's nothing sexy about being old or pregnant.I think September 11th changed nothing and if I had known the onset of war would add 100 points to George Bush's IQ, I would have started one.I think pornography stops rape, AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic.I think death is not the worst thing that can happen to you, people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn't write books, and Jesus wasn't a Republican.I'm for Mad Cow disease and against suing tobacco companies.I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay."

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This I believe

It’s been a year and a half since I wrote my "I believe" post and I’ve been meaning to go over it again to see how many of them are still true. I (still) believe: America cares more...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

Nonsense!

I have to disagree with a statement made by Phil Kennard in a letter to the editor of the Windham Independent on Oct. 4. He referred to a column written by Steven Demetriou about the US Government orc...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

Out of respect to vegans

With the exception of a three-week period in the sixth grade, I've beena loyal meat eater all my life. A lot of the foods I love have animalproducts that are pivotal ingredients and I have no intentio...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

Fakism

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/chernoff.noose/index.html?e ref=rss_topstories CNN Today, Here's the important parts: >>> NEW YORK (CNN) -- James Jackson, a 26-year-old black employee of 180 Co...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

Merry Christmas-like Holidays

It's good to be able to write just for the hell of it again. I've been so busy working at the paper I haven't written anything for myself in over a month. Now I have this three-day weekend - thanks Je...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

Bad Republican party, bad!

Today Democrat John Kerry jokingly told a crowd of college students: "you know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart you...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

An open letter to the Muslim community

Dear sirs and ma'ams, Recent events have thrown a spotlight on the world-wide Muslim community. I understand you (collectively) have recieved a lot of bad press because of terr...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:35:00 PST

BUSH-WACKED

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23365246-details/ President+Bush+assassinated+in+new+TV+docudrama/article.do I'd always wondered how long it would be before someone brought up this subject. ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

Homosexuals minus the B.S.

In the last few years I've been called "homophobic" for essays I've written. It started when I poked holes in the politicaly-correct view of transgenderism. http://www.mainecampus.com/m...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST

What I believe

Inspiried by Bill Maher http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNGupt89PI I decided to try to list all my views. Here's my first list. Political views I believe: America cares more about peoples feelings tha...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST