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Johnny

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About Me

-Could it be that meat deprivation makes one a little hostile? Deranged? I confess to being an evangelical animal lover who can take or leave most meat. But PETA's self-rightous zealotry disguised as virtue, makes me want to wear fur coats and gnaw on puppy bones while driving a Hummer filled with right-wing Boy Scouts... so I am a photographer living in North Corktown-Detroit. Busy as all hell, but travel anytime if applicable. Photographing for the world of advertising and editorial publications is the best job anyone could have. I have met some of the most kick ass people doing my jobby job all over the world. Passionate about motorcycles, restoring/ riding/culture/fabricating bobbers... http://triumphchoppers.com/gallery/Motor-City-Bobber. I hate myspace, but keep in touch with old friends on here that's all. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Triumph motorcycles,beer,bourbon,arts,design,cooking,speeding,restor ing euro motorcycles-TWN-Norton-AJS-BSA-Velocette-Manx-KTM-Moto Guzzi-MV Agusta-MZ,making bobbers, pocketbikes, getting the f outta dodge, bimmers,gearheads, greasers, photography, classic cars/bikes, antiques, historic preservation, number theory, perpetual motion machines, advertising, Pond Comets... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

People like this:ROBIN WILLIAM'S PLAN FOR PEACE "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough. ) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Johnny Cash,Patsy Cline,Hank Williams, BR549, Connie Francis, Junior Brown,Ben Vaughn,Lavay Smith -rockabilly-, Electronic, Blues, Basement Jaxx, Ed Love,Gypsy Kings,big Luna-Galaxie 500 fan,Smiths,Mistress Barbara,Basement Jaxx,Daft,Joy Division,Social Distortion, Bjork, Sioxsie & The Banshees, Bauhaus,Morcheeba, Soma Sonic, groove salad radio,Underworld,Portishead,Niel Diamond...

Movies:

Long Way Round,Walk the Line, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking barrels, Raising Arizona,Pi,Project X, Royal Tennembaums,Caddy Shack,Fletch, Fletch 2.

Television:

Mythbusters, Seinfeld, Adult Swim. Other than that tv sucks, go fer a motorbike ride....Tinker in the garage

Books:

Catcher in the Rye,Confederacy of Dunces,Helmet Newton biography, Ad Busters. Cycle World, Garage, Motorcycle Classics.

Heroes:

Chevy Chase, Siegfried Bettman, John Bloor, hottie gearheads such as Danica Patrick, and Ashley Force...Burt Monro