MaTT

emailing yourself

Remember, when you were 15 and that cute-enough-for-you-at-that-time-in-your-life girl SAID she was going to call you after she had dinner at Red Lobster with her family? So since there were no cell p...
Posted by MaTT on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST

The State on DVD

It's true. It's finally going to happen. The Teaser VideoI can't wait to hear Michael Ian Black mention me in the Taco Mailman sketch commentary....
Posted by MaTT on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:28:00 PST

Bii my Wii BFF

Hey All,I got a Wii and it's the best thing ever. If you've got one send me your friend code along with a creepy lil cartoon representation of yourself and let's play!My Wii code:0072 0302 7254 0353Ma...
Posted by MaTT on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

Full Throttle Douche Mania!!!

So last night Nick and Joel and I were hanging out and I put "Full Throttle Douche Bottle" (just like that in quotes) into Google and was shocked to have found 13 pages worth of blogs and forums and w...
Posted by MaTT on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:59:00 PST

Dying TOO old?

A co-worker of mine informed me that he would not be in to work tomorrow citing the reason that his grandfather passed away. I offered my condolences. He said, "Well, it was no big surprise...he was 1...
Posted by MaTT on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:10:00 PST

I'm not going to fuck your mouth

I just got done doing a record with Daran Norris who I was VERY excited to be recording with because I knew he was the voice of Cosmo and Timmy's Dad on the Fairly Oddparents, BUT through talking to h...
Posted by MaTT on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:24:00 PST

The 4-hour Erection

I sometimes wish I was the first man to ever have an erection lasting for more than 4-hours, because then it would forever be known as Matt Cassatta's Syndrome."Larry, what's wrong with your pants?""O...
Posted by MaTT on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

Trix

Has anyone else seen this recent genius marketing move by General Mills!? Unless I was having some sort of circus shaped vitamin induced hallucination, I'm pretty sure I saw a TRIX commercial, in whi...
Posted by MaTT on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Onion Ring Heaven

A couple days ago (Sun. Jan 14th 2007) I stopped by a Burger King to get dinner for my the lovely Ms. Sandra Bullock and I. The woman working at Burger King looked like some one shaved a gorilla, then...
Posted by MaTT on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Carson Daly

Carson Daly, former host of TRL and boyfriend of Tara Reid, (jealous?) has taken a shine to the These People movie "Polaroid" so much so in fact that he blogged about it.Check out the entry on Nov 8th...
Posted by MaTT on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST