My name is Damione, though most call me Ritz.
I always hear how much people's friends mean to them,
and that they'll do anything for their friends.
That's bullshit.
I hate everyone and everyone hates me.
That's how it goes.
You only have your family.
and sometimes they can backstab you too.
I am a punk.
I don't care what the fuck you think about that.
I really don't care what the fuck you think about me.
I live for me.
...and sometimes I live for other people,too.
Though most of the time, it's not really worth it.
I was in love once, but it turned out: She wasn't.
I need my music, I need my drinks even more.
Yes, I am an alcoholic. and yes, I've heard how much damage it can do to you.
I've been through it all.
I've decided: I don't care!
"Faith is Beleiving....when Common Sense tells you not to"
Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!
FYI...I am KING of the inner and outter net.
I am not sure if I know enough manners for all you people.
Oh, yeah andI don't say fuck at the dinner table you little assholes.
I find it interesting how many people on this site say they take long walks on the beach every night, y
et you look at their profile and they live somewhere like Kentucky.
WTF?
I am not as big of a jack ass as I *may* appear on this profile.
but read it anyways...even you holier then thou types
"You were already an asshole before you started drinking"
Put it this way...when hell freezes over I will play hockey there too...
Yea I will have new pix up at some point...as soon as possible...not much I can do about it now.
I bet you think this profile is about you?....don't you ? don't you ?
You're So Vain.
Sweet Misery.
ummmm I think thats what they call me.
Well...I been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian...
What happened?
Did you leave your ass in your other pants?
First off...
I am NOT some grubby little turd.
NOT postal.
NO you don't have to worry.
I will not hit on you.
Work any "e-game".
Ask for nudes or any assorted happy horseshit.
I am just here to make friends.
So don't be afraid to say hello.
I don't decide if I like talking to you by what you look like,
but rather if you come off like an asswipe or not.
If you are one of those girls who thinks all guys are the devil,
do NOT talk to me
...just because some JACK ASS did you wrong in the past,
I shouldn't have to pay for it.
I had NOTHING to do with it.
Don't bitch at me.
IF deserve it fine therwise don't be an asswipe and go postal on me
...go postal on the turd that did you wrong.
I guess thats enough for now.
There's nothing I can say in a profile that can really mean much.
Til you actually take the time to talk to a person.
You never really know how they are.
Too many people on here think they know all about you just by your user name
...Asswipes I tell ya.
Anyways...
enough BS.
BTW...
I am huge in Japan.
Oh yeah, if you are an air conditioning nazi:
...ummmm....go play in traffic or something.
2 words to you know who: Thank you!
2 words for the UHL: We're coming!
So...
I've learned something today.
Selling out is sweet.
because when you sell out,
you get to make a lot of money.
And when you have money,
I don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys.
Screw you guys, I'm going home!!!!
I have 5 people that basically own me.
If they can't change me, what makes you think you can?
I actually am a nice person, once you take the time to hear me out.
Don't judge me as a stereotype.
