Warren Bradford Whitmore III

About Me

THE NEXT BIG THING WE'RE DOING
OMG! OMG! OMG! IM SO FUCKING EXITED FOR THIS...
im a scared little boy whose spread way to thin and desperatly needs to be scratched behind the ears while i feast on your soul and affections...
okay so i totally dont have time to hang out every day of the week anymore, so until future notice, ill be at ibar on wednesdays. pre and post game at my house. besides that, if its not epic, leave me be. bah humbug!
I DEMAND TACKY FLYERS FOR EVENTS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GOING TO AND GLITTER GRAPHICS...MILLIONS OF GLITTER GRAPHICS. IF YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND ON HERE, GET READY FOR THE TORRENTAL FLOOD OF GLITTER GRAPHICS.
oh myspace, im so over you.
im kind of a dork. I used to go out to the big city all the time, but i find scene drama and upity pretensious attitudes so puke-a-tronic it lost its apeal.
dont get to close, i have more of an emotional attachment to my laptop than most people.
I'm a robot; I have a robot vagina...

My Interests

Photography

Truth, Beauty & Goodness

quantum theory and astrophysics

digital media as an artform rather than i ill fated communications network that inhibits actual human interaction

ass. titties. ass & titties. ass. ass. titties. titties. ass & titties.

I'd like to meet:

Fine Nubian Princesses, who in fact actually dress like princesses.

Viking Warlords with longships who will whisk me away to a magical land where i can battle dragons.

Motivated outgoing people who are not total fuck ups but still like to dress fancy and go nuts every once in a while.

and now for your entertainment, the chaos that is my life;

Warren Whitmore shooting @ screamfest

Last year my friend Alex Wenten(www.shotbyawenten.com) and I had the opportunity to be the portrait photographers for Spooky Empire's Screamfest Horror Convention in Orlando, Florida. We'll be doing it again this year, and this time it will be even better. We're building sets and bringing in professional studio lighting. Check out this video, you can see most of the models(and me for hald a second). The Portraits are up on my website.

ScreamFest 07

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DefenzMechanizm & Crew performing @ Ultra Music Fest 2007

DefenzMechanizm and her crew were invited to be performers at this years Ultra Music Festival in Miami, Florida. The worlds best Dj's and over 50 thousand fans were there in attendance.

Grinder show for Benni Banassi
defenzmechanizm and jsin at ultra

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Me Pretending that I listen to techno
Ultra

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Music:

Wham! the BeeGees, ABBA, Ace of Base, technotronic and epic metal that sings about goblins and hobbits riding unicorns into battle.

not. really I just listen to the misfits and murder city devils with a little depeche mode and electroclash thrown in. and girl talk, lots and lots of girl talk.

Dope Sandwich!!!

oh and darkest hour and black metal. byam klavor ist kreig! n.w.a., et al.

Movies:

movies are cool i guess. i like the whole ernest catalogue, anything with rodney dangerfield and adam sandler movies with a positive message

Television:

Models

[pics are linked to respective myspace accounts]

DefenzMechanizm

Ms. Easy

Antoinette

Melissa

Mulysa

Whitney

Faith

Vita Devoid

Kymber

Dana

James

Oopsie

Nia

Jackie

Denise

Nerie

Books:

i like books but seriously how lame are coffee shop intellectuals? they're almost as bad as film students...

Heroes:

The Ist
Rodney Dangerfield
guitar wolf
takashi miike

My Blog

New Movie! Asphyxiophilia, Shot at Destruktion

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Posted by Warren Bradford Whitmore III on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:00:00 PST

when i go out my favorite person is...

well, jillian... but a close second is paul. why, you may ask yourself? heres the answer bitches;pauls just chill, hes a little odd and not the best at remembering names(i think he was calling me ro...
Posted by Warren Bradford Whitmore III on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

BrainCandy

heres some culture for you bitchs...read it, embrace it, love it. these are some of my favorite works that have had a profound impact on who i am as a person and how i view humanity and society .Myamo...
Posted by Warren Bradford Whitmore III on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST