an unfunny blog and a heartfelt goodbye |
So it's come down to my 50th blog.
I haven't written in a while.
And this is probably going to be the last time I do.
Partly because nothing comparable to my night in Spain has happened to me lately ...
Posted by Yonathan on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST |
poop, making out, and royalty (part 3) |
I suggest you read the other two parts.
To recap:
-It´s somewhere around 3-330 am
-I had just passed out on a bench for two hours.
-I smelled like vomit
-I was drunk enough to believe I was a Rus...
Posted by Yonathan on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST |
poop, making out, and royalty (part two) |
I suggest you read part one to get a better feel for the situation I was in.
To recap,
-I was at the beach. It was almost 1 am.
-I´m very drunk, very beligerent, and very shoeless
I sprinted lik...
Posted by Yonathan on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST |
Poop, making out, and royalty. (Part one) |
I had an interesting evening last night.In a desparate attempt to find me friends during my Summer in Spain, my mom set me up with some random dudes that are somehow vaguely related to somebody in my ...
Posted by Yonathan on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST |
Yonathan tackles fat chick |
I know I haven't written anything since the mailman took a shit in my guest bathroom.
But whatever, I tackled a fat chick this afternoon.
Let's rewind.
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Posted by Yonathan on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:12:00 PST |
A Shit-astrophic mailman. |
I came back from school this afternoon.
I decided that a glass of milk and a little jay-leno re-run would be fantastic after a strenuous day full of all-round dumbassery.
I had literally ju...
Posted by Yonathan on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST |
Yonathan vs Doctor from Hell. |
About a month ago I was at the gym
A gang of large gentlemen were gathered around a squat rack...doing squats.
For those of you unfamiliar with a squat, it involves putting a weighted bar on y...
Posted by Yonathan on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Yonathan tries watching 300. |
Basically.
I had been told that the movie, "300" was the next best thing to getting a BJ and taking a dump at the same time.
Naturally, I had to watch it.
I rounded up my mommy and daddy and off we we...
Posted by Yonathan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST |
The reason I hate miami. |
I'ts 1:30 in the morning.
I came across a myspace page so awful... That I'm writing a blog about it at 1:30 in the morning.
Before I show it to you...
Let's run down the checklist of everyt...
Posted by Yonathan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST |
Jon battles the economy...In a new way. |
I had some economics homework last night.
It was making about as much sense to me as the word "pretty" does to Ozzy Osbourne's daughter.
That picture hasn't been doctored in any way.
Moving on,
Chapt...
Posted by Yonathan on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:18:00 PST |
