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Andre

MOWWWWWW!!!!!

About Me

I'm a 19 pound cat, what more do you need to know?!?!
Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? I'm a cat, but I'm not very small
How old are you? 8
Where did your owner get you? Petsmart
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yes, but I can't play with them.
If so, what kinds of animals? Fish!!!
Whats your favorite food? Friskies!! The one in a blue can.
Do you like to be held? Rarely....
Do you poop and pee a lot? Larry says I have a stinky ass.
Do you love your owners? Sometmes...
Are you overweight? Yes, I weigh 19 pounds.
Do you like to get baths? No!
Have you ever??????
Have you ever bitten your owner? Yes, alot.
If so, why? Because he pisses me off!! Poking me... Sometimes I wish I could just....
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yah, that's why I wear a spiked collar
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha I only pee on his clothes, when he makes me mad.
Have you ever been outside? Yes, I miss it.
Have you ever eaten grass? Not that I can remember...
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What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, and determination as well as passion and desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst for more of it.
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My Interests

Eating, sleeping, sh****g, boxing with Larry... You know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

Any one within my vision, especially women.

Music:

System of a Down, Megadeath, Metallica, anything punk rock and noisy in general.

Movies:

I pretty much like anything Larry and Becky watch.

You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

Television:

Mostly anime and adult swim, or whatever Larry and Becky are watching at the time.

Books:

ummmm..... I can't read. I'm a cat!

Heroes:

Larry, Becky and System of a Down!!