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Goth !
Oh Woe is you! Your LJ is full of angsty poetry and every breath is PAINFUL for you. Remember, when you are playing with razor blades, it's down, not across! Make it count! (kidding!)
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What weird misc. thing are you?

Mooning Smilie Face
You sick freak.

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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Batman, the Dark Knight

100%

Captain Jack Sparrow

100%

Lara Croft

92%

William Wallace

83%

Maximus

75%

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

El Zorro

67%

Neo, the "One"

67%

The Terminator

63%

Indiana Jones

54%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%
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Where was your soul born?[pics + detailed answeres]
Your soul was born in the Shadows.Your soul was born in the shadows of the moon at night. You're all mystery and enigma and your element is the Moon. No one really knows who you are, but they might think they know you. You only tell people fragments of who you are and never show your true personality. That doesn't have to mean that youre being someone you're not though. You're always yourself and you never do something just because someone else does. Some might think you're a little cold or dull, but you're just hiding your true self for some reason. Maybe only a couple of selected people have ever seen the true you. You are loyal to these people and it will take time if anyone else wants to gain your trust. You let people think that they know you and that you trust them. But sooner or later they will realize that they never really knew you. Be careful. Someday you might need someone who knows what you need. Trust people. You prefer silence and tranquillity. You're calm and collected and a nice person most of the time.
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what fighting style do you have?
Crazed

Your a fucking lunatic! you dont care what you have to use or do as long as you win. youve never lost a fight in your life and you plan to keep it that way no matter what it takes. You need help mentally, seriously...

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Which serial killer are you?
Ted Bundy
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You are 53% Bittch!

Wow! You really are becoming a real Bittch! Has anyone ever told you that? I think you need to calm it down! Before you can't turn back from being a big Bittch! Being Cruel isn't that fun!
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Grace Norton will go to jail for ...
Biting someoneâ€™s nipple off
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You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate authority and do everything you can to get around the law, or in some cases, break it. Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a decision is made. Your nature is fiery and courageous, and always out-going. You love attention and usually have kinky fetishes you're not afraid to explore. People either love you or hate you.
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Assassin.
Where You Lived: Cyprus.
How You Died: Dysentery. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Grace Norton --
[adjective]:
100% kinky
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You Are 35% Normal
You sure do march to your own beat...
But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all
You think on a totally different wavelength
And it's often a chore to get people to understand you How Normal Are You?
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test
You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car... What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are Changing Leaves
Pretty, but soon dead. What Part of Fall Are You?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target: Cops
Your Kill Count: 1,126,488,659
Your Battle Cry: "I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 7
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $139,567,389,820,388
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 83%
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Gluttony: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?
What is a good quote for you? by grlinterupted
Name
Color
Say what?? "Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."
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Are you cool to smoke with???(includes pictures)

Your fuckin awesome!!!
Your a cool person to smoke with, probably one of the best.Your most likely to be the one with a funny joke or a cool idea.Your a true stoner...keep on tokin' my friend.smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night, smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright.-if you don't know this band then you got the wrong answer. ;)
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You Belong in 1968
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1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

music and traveling i'm the sort who'd rather see it with my own eyeballs than take your word for it.

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-CAPRICORN -Sassy. -Intelligent. -Sexyest. -Predict future. -Irrestible, awesome kisser. -Great talker. -Always gets what he or she wants. -BY FAR the BEST in BED.

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You are Hulk Hulk 100% Superman 90% Supergirl 80% Robin 80% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 70% Batman 65% Wonder Woman 60% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 50% Iron Man 30% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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I'd like to meet:

everyone and anyone

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headcase Highway
County Jail 5
Hobotown 20
Mt. Happiness 44
Contentment Meadows 154
Loony-Bin Lane 351
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Where are you on the highway of life?
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How to make a Grace
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part humour
1 part energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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Music:

stuff!

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What type of PUNKER are you???
Wild and Crazy Punker!!!
GG Allin(pictured)...it's as simple as that. You go all out to prove your craziness. Whatever it takes. But still put on one hell of a punk rock show!

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Movies:

i enjoy horror films cause they scare me and i like feeling scared. old or new flicks except ZOMBI movies i'm alright go ahead.
Which Nightmare Before Christmas Character are you?
You are Sally! You are the voice of reason, but it seems nobody listens. You try and save the day but end up getting saved. Hey, at least you Jack right?
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Television:

i love the boob tube!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What Color Is Your Aura?
Your aura shines Orange!
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Books:

if i'm gonna read a book its gotta be true crime,or anything that has to do with true paranormal activity.i don't like reading about things that aren't real.usually i read magazines.

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I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Name: grace norton
Birthday: january 7, 1985
Birthplace: centralia, WA
Current Location: shit hole montana
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: natural color is brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: euro mutt..welsch,german,dutch,french and native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: my pin stripe high top chucks
Your Weakness: euro guys...those sexy bitches!
Your Fears: not having enough money for the fucking bills
Your Perfect Pizza: anything but cooked pineapple! eewwwwwwwwww
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to as many live shows as i can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i don't wanna!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: ask paula
Your Bedtime: when i'm sleepy...
Your Most Missed Memory: the red house
Pepsi or Coke: DR. PEPPER- I could care less who made it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: carl jr.
Single or Group Dates: screw dating in its dirty butt!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: suntea or chi sucka
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: both i'm not to picky when it comes to caffine
Do you Smoke: like its going out of style
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: would i do that to you....yeah sure
Do you Shower Daily: every morning
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: sure why not
Do you want to get Married: when i can have two husbands at once...maybe.
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the situation.
Do you get Motion Sickness: always, i'm a wendal but i hear green is a nice color on me.
Do you think you are Attractive: no not really.
Are you a Health Freak: a freak....i am not, just not a big fan of germs!
Do you get along with your Parents: i LOVE MY MOMMY!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: when i'm with
Do you play an Instrument: i used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: almost every day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe i have and maybe i haven&..39;t!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope fuck that noise
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: almost everyday, i work in the food court booooooooooooo
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i like grandmas cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no it's barely spring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no fucking way! i don't like people who steal.
Ever been Drunk: ohhh boy howdy
Ever been called a Tease: Yes but its fun so dont really care
Ever been Beaten up: yes but only by guys
Ever Shoplifted: no and i wont ever.
How do you want to Die: alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: jolly ol' england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter to me.
Height: 5'4 and up
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: naked is best but it really doesn't matter.
Number of Drugs I have taken: i don't have enough fingers of toes to count.
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: 12 for now
Number of Tattoos: 3 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not many
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Star Wars Horoscope for Capricorn
You have a ton of ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach your goals. You are very loyal, going to great lengths to help someone out. You are a very social unit, winning the hearts of many with your cute personality.Star wars character you are most like: R2D2 What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
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You are 75% stoner
You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff â€“ although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything.
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Who are you and your best friend like?

Cheech & Chong
You and your best friend are adventerous and, well...stoned alot. You like to just chill and keep life as easy as possible.

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You Are Catwoman
"Life's a bitch. Now so am I." What Superheroine Are You?
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force Character Are You?
You are Meatwad! A little immature, you're a true kid at heart. Harmless unless you want to be mean, you enjoy the simple things in life.
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My Blog

my wife in another life!

my wife died in the great dust bowl not sure of the year all i know is last night i was reminded of this fact and i came home became really yukky feeling and cant stop hurting over someone i met...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

nothin of importance

i haven't blogged in a while so i thought on this rainy dismal day i'd sit and do just that. all my fellow flatters are at work(to my knowledge), the kitten is getting her ass served to her by fat cat...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST

tool -- be advised don't look if your a straight lacer

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Posted by BITCHFACE© on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST

amazing really

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Posted by BITCHFACE© on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:49:00 PST

WHY COUPLES DONT HAVE SEX

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not su...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

bibblebabble bitch bitch

the sun is just now trying it's damndest to make it's way over the horizon for another worthless day of heating and feeding a world of ungreatful people so wrapped up in hate and anger towards other p...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:45:00 PST

sometimes you feel like an ass, sometimes you don't

i'm sitting here eating cookies tara made for me they're the best. wish i could share suckers!!anyways i 'm sure we've all wondered what it would have been like had we not made certain decisions such ...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:43:00 PST

sorry if this brings up bad memories for anyone!!

i'm totally going out on a limb with this cause i have a friend who's been encouraging me to do so. please bare with me cause i know my spelling isn't great and i'm not terribly articulate....so...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:05:00 PST

if your under 16 don't bother looking at this

Anybody under the age of 16 should not read this, and if you should, you should not repost this. (i believe if you were under the age of 14 or 15 in the 90s you won't get most of it :) Just ...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST

please help me if you will

i need some help from all yous guys out there. my mom's mom died when she was very young and i never got to meet her and know little about her. i'm trying to get info so i can suprise her for her birt...
Posted by BITCHFACE© on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST