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bill shep

elvis_spitfire

About Me

my name is will...i don't believe in astrology but i'm a scorpio. that means all i care about is sex and death. and that's right on. sex and death. if it's not one it's the other. either when i walk down the street all the flowers and the birds and bees will drop down dead, or everything's copulating. bees tittyfucking the robins and fingerbanging the posies. just by my being a scorpio. don't come near me because you may just get a cold brush of death--or pregnant.

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in general i'm a general. in the armies of love. baby.

I'd like to meet:

i guess a couple dead folks. other people i want to meet i usually meet. then i go away for a bit. if i still give a damn, i meet again. i hope the alive folk are like the deads, if i meet you now, maybe we'll meet again, with a few more jokes. mind. in the dead part.

Movies:

national geographic land of the tiger. breaking away. the warriors. le samurai. that eggleston one--that poor drunk taking pictures i like and inspire old hipsters to make false poems about cutting their tendons out for. why not do it? connecticut won't mind if you're gone, believe.

Television:

spanish channel hostesses you make me cough out my insides like it was on purpose.

Books:

picture books

Heroes:

they're not real.

My Blog

tricadecaphobia/ buffalo (for a) nickel

..> NOVEMBER 17-december, at "GALLERY 13" in northeast minneapolis i'm gonna have stuff up for the show then. it's 3rd st. NE and 13th ave. so if you're in minnesota, and you miss me, and think tha...
Posted by bill shep on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

HIT N RUN

Until yesterday i thought "hit n' run" was code for shameful one night stands, generally with "mopeds" (which until recently i also thought was only code: something/one that's fun to ride, until your ...
Posted by bill shep on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

face art. (double entendres)

..> dear everyone, thanks to everybody who's already started sending in--you're the sprinting cheetahs of my project. to everyone else:this is a call for anyone with a camera. take a picture of yo...
Posted by bill shep on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

LETTERS TO DEAD PEOPLE

LETTERS TO DEAD PEOPLE     Dear Marlon Brando, I don't think you're dead yet, but you may as well be. If you are already, feel free to haunt my place. Chicks would love that. But only as yo...
Posted by bill shep on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

stars and bars

alabaman wedding.  go to huntsville.  i will be there, waiting.  starting today.
Posted by bill shep on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

moving to NYC this tuesday 5/30th

moving there as in i will be moved there by an airplane this tuesday and stay for two weeks to wreck shop and bust a few heads. fellow fellows and missed misses ring my celly or hit me back on this if...
Posted by bill shep on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

www.elvisspitfire.blogspot.com/

a day by day photoblog to see whats happening as it happens.  prolific! bitch!   http://www.elvisspitfire.blogspot.com (inquire within for links)
Posted by bill shep on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

website update, your meat injection with affection

okay.  new drawrins from december. http://www.williamambrose.com/pads5-1.html   also, you can go to deviantart.com and look at lots of romantic portraits of liv tyler-as elf woman, dragons, ...
Posted by bill shep on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:50:00 PST

WEBSITE: or i split you like kindling.

if you didn't catch the post, then for hellsake go here, and tell me what you think.  spread the word or i'll part you like the red sea:   www.williamambrose.com     --william ps:&...
Posted by bill shep on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:03:00 PST

myspace: not a platform for intervention

Caroline Date: Dec 2, 2005 4:24 PM                             &n...
Posted by bill shep on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:06:00 PST