Walter (Episodes 1 & 2) |
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Walter (Episode 1)
I heard the voices in the other room; the room where my pregnant wife slept. They argued.
"You coward! Why don't you tell her you love her? There she lies. S...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:18:00 PST |
Bogeyman Walt |
"Walter?"
"Yeah, kid."
"Are you real?"
"What?""Mom says you're a pigment of my imagination."
"That's figment, kid."
"Yeah, figment. She says you're not real. Is that so?"
"You're ten. You've got some ...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST |
Beer News |
BEER BETTER FOR YOUR BRAINA new study finds that wine may do more damage to your brain than beer.
The study, reported in the medical journal Alcohol & Alcoholism,
saw researchers carry out detai...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:55:00 PST |
Soft Soap Porn |
The Shower
(The characters in this story are fictitious. Any similarities between them and persons living or dead is coincidental so don't get any ideas. The X-Rated version of this is not su...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:03:00 PST |
Vanity, Thy Name Is Woman |
Some say mirrors have hypnotic powers. I don't know, but could this be why it takes some ladies hours to get ready just to shop at WalMart and why WalMart sells so many mirr...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:20:00 PST |
A Skunk Makes Scents, But This Doesnt |
Someone said there's pie in the sky, but I only see meringue.
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:57:00 PST |
And Throw Away The Key! |
i'm guilty as sinof a most capital crime.what am i to do?
i've dotted my eyesand i've crossed all of my teasemy spelling's write, two
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:58:00 PST |
Elf Porn |
Ever so nakedFor the patch that caught my eyeSpikes other senses
Her fragrance is SpringAnd I inhale her alwaysMy lungs hold her closeFemale in every wayNatural in her beautyI woul...
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:06:00 PST |
Go Back? |
If I could go backAnd do it over againI'd be bored shitless
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:20:00 PST |
I Cursed |
A limited vocab have IMy blue speaking's peaking at HIGHI can't sentence a minuteWith no dirty word in itAnd yet, I'm a pretty clean guy.
Posted by Doc Woodbones (Valet of the Dolls) on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:37:00 PST |
