Many names have I been known by.He who walks downwind.
The bearded warrior.
The one who's hands can break the planet.
He who once ate dinner with Gandhi.
The man who pretended to be Sigmund Freuds nephew.
He who created sharks.Those are just a few, there are many others. But the name I have always gone by is Joey. I was brought into this life to bring laughter to those I care about and call friends. 95% of the people that meet me, even if it's for but a moment, love me and give me praise, and pay homage to me once a month. The other 5% think I'm not so great. I believe it's because they don't understand the nature of my character, or they are threatened by the power that resides within my body, the power to rip them in half in a split second. Perhaps they are intimidated with the fact that I have done many things.Wrestled with the very sharks I created, along with my friend Ryan Thompson, a mighty man in his own right.Traveled 600yrs into the future and prevented a virus from spreading that would turn over half the worlds population into zombies.Fought Chuck Norris to a stalemate on top of Mt. Olympus, with the Greek Gods as our witness'Destroyed a 2,000ft tall, 8 headed space dragon that was heading towards earth 100yrs ago.Farted on Jesus while he was sleeping, the night before the last supper.In the days of ancient Babylon, I did battle with Tiamat, the embodiment of chaos for 2yrs and emerged victorious.Arm wrestled Hercules and ripped his arm off and sewed it back on.Smurfed Socrates in front of his fellow philosophers.Mated with a star.Was responsible for Sodom and Gomorrah becoming so wicked.Took a dump in the Ark of the Covenant.That is but a fraction of what I have done throughout my life. But when it all comes down to it, those things don't matter. What matters is that I'm alive, I'm happy, I love my family, and I love my friends!!!!!/obj..
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