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^o^Joey Darkshire^o^

You got yourself a slap-happy butt-smacking good deal there good sir!

About Me


HOLLYHOOD LAYOUTS

Joey
Darkshire


†If your a girl, you may call me joey.†
†Taken by a certain someone named Angel, she pretty much rocks my socks off.†
†Please, do not judge me until you understand who I am, and what I stand for.†
†I Just got my lippy pierced, i just am to lazy for a photo at the moment.†
†Currently, I am looking for a metal band needing a guitarist, or a one or more people interested in starting a group. I'm very open to opinions and ideas.†
†I am a very dedicated guitarist.†
†I also play drums, and can compose for piano and most string instruments†
†My styles range from: Blues, and most metal. I am working on neo-classical melody and jazz.
†My idol to all that of guitar is Synyster Gates and Alexi Lahio.†
†I Understand that skill wise, their talents are not the greatest(alexi maybe so..), but their styles usualy define me.†
†I know I am not an amazing guitarist, but I hate it when people think they are better then me, or think others are when they can only play someone elses songs. THEY ARE NOT GUITARIST.†
†I Have a very Diverse taste in Music.†
†I am quit drinking, but the bud I smoke is always gonna be there.†
†My "habits" do not control me. I have no habits, I simply induldge myself in substances to help me cope/escape the world that surrounds me.†
†I have little to no social grace.†
†First impressions mean shit to me.†
†I am very accepting of people, unless your emo, then I am only fairly accepting. Emo is no longer an emotion, it's a fashion sense where people become fake(generalization) . I would like to reiterate my statement. I dislike just fake people, whether it Emo, moshers, Metal heads a like, we all have something to contribute, and to made fun of about.†
†I love roast beef sandwiches and snackers.†
†I have an obsession with A7X/Pinkly smooth.†
†Greatest drummer=Chris Adler, Lamb of God.
†I enjoy reading/writing fantasy, or mystery.†
†People I hate are haters toward me, racist, and homophones.†
†Once I leave my parents hold, I will never come or look back.†
†I tend to be loud at times.†
†I am also quiet, but if you ask me to, I will speak my mind, I am always willing to talk, whether it be an intellectual or dumb topic.†
†I have a fairly large distaste for trash talk, whether it be behind someones back or in front of them. Please, keep your belittling words to yourself please. You can tell someone you don't like them without making a jackass out of yourself.†
†I tend to compulsively lie about random dumb things, but never important.†
†I will try anything once, unless it has anything to do with sexual pleasures toward the ass.†
†If I do not like you, you are most likely a douche. I like most people though;).†
Preferred Equipment
Guitars
†Fender†
†Ibanez†
Pedals
†Boss†
†Ibanez†
Amps
†Fender†
Marshall
Korg
END†††
Music playa

My Interests

Tickle me Blue

†††What I like††† Guitar Metal Screaming Back massages Camel Wides Weed Food Stoner movies Angel Rose †††What I hate††† Homophobes Racist Cops Menthols Closed minded people Ignorance Violence Peas Hippity hop, not rap, hip hop Most TV †Naturally lazy people†

Music:

Favorite Guitarist 1.Synyster Gates 2.Alexi Lahio 3.Dave Mustaine 4.Zacky V. 5.Jason Becker

My Blog

essentials of happiness are: something to do,love, and to hope for. They all revolve around you

How do you know its true love? when see for yourself thats its not the hardest living with them, its living without them.... its recognizing the simple things like going to sleep with them in your arm...
Posted by ^o^Joey Darkshire^o^ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:11:00 PST

A survey on muwha

a  survey about everything (179 ?'s)Basic:sure Name?:Joseph L. Berisford Age?:17 Race?:Whitey Hair Color?:Brownish Height?:6' 1" Weight?:170 Do you wear glasses or contacts?:no, but i should Shor...
Posted by ^o^Joey Darkshire^o^ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

Sew up the hole,emptiness replaced compassion.You made me this way.I'm the sum of your creation

When I started to play guitar, it wasn't to become one of the greats.  I wasn't playing so I could swagger an ability of mine for others covet.  I only begun so I would be able to ...
Posted by ^o^Joey Darkshire^o^ on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

The time has come to step up and take the chance of your dream

I've came to realize something.  My always only revolves around one.. maybe two things.  This is why I think I excell so much at what I do.  I usually grow a type of obsesion over it.&n...
Posted by ^o^Joey Darkshire^o^ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

QUIZY bitch

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by ^o^Joey Darkshire^o^ on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST