Books, records, billiards, fashion, photography, music, metal shows, board games, mix-taping, and skeet shooting.
Nobody who's trying to get away with anything.
Children of Bodom, Karl Sanders, Beirut, A Javelin Reign, Paganini, Yngwie Malmsteen, Hope of the States, The Pogues, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, CCR, Kris Kristofferson, Gordon Lightfoot, Simon and Garfunkel, Neil Young, The Rolling Stones, Converge, 3 Inches of Blood, Marvin Gaye, Tony Bennett, Will Oldham, Queen, Isis, Ghostface, Project Pat, Electric Six, Rufus Wainwright, Stars, The Dears, Ayreon, Avantasia, Sonata Arctica, Blind Guardian, The Streets, Motorhead, lots of other things.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Aristocrats, Megaforce, Sorceress, Deathstalker(1 & 2), Steel Frontier, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Waterworld, The Postman, Conan The Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Kull the Conqueror, The Big Lebowski, The Big Chill, The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Wild Zero, Slipstream, Prince Valiant, Yellowbeard, Erik the Viking, Rounders; most things involving pirates, space, post-apocalypse, the future, Molly Ringwald, kung fu, and especially combinations of same. Also, spaghetti Westerns and anything with pigman ripping a guy's arm off.
Asshole Doctor, Metalocalypse, The Colbert Report, Andromeda, Star Trek: TNG, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Billable Hours, Home Movies, Futurama
Recently: Robert Jordan, Evelyn Waugh, Henry Williamson, D.H. Lawrence, Oscar Wilde, William Burroughs, James Joyce.
Minnesota Fats.