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Liz the funkmaster assassin

I ♥ my man when he is stoned

About Me

Name is Liz, I like to rock the party.

Likes:
cats. rainstorms. movies. music. text messages. having exact change. reading. dinosaurs. harry potter. accents. polka dots. hugs. cuddling.

Dislikes:
bugs. Rachael Ray. in-ear headphones. parking tickets. spandex. slow drivers.

warped alibi

My Interests

sleeping, movies, music, computers, games

I'd like to meet:

This is my husband, and the coolest canadian I know, Rich-e-yard. He's brilliant.

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Music:

music, maestro


Music I like: A And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
A Perfect Circle
ABBA
Adam Green
Age of Rockets
AFI
Akon
All-Time Quarterback
Anberlin
Ani DiFranco
Aquabats
Arcade Fire
Artic Monkeys
Ashton Allen

B Badly Drawn Boy Bad Religion
Beat Rabbit
Beatles
Beck
Bees
Ben Kweller
Black Keys
Blind Melon
Blink-182
Bloodhound Gang
Bloc Party
Bob Schneider
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Bonnie Somerville
Bootie Brown
Boys Like Girls
Brand New
Bravery
Brendan Benson
Brian Eno
Bright Eyes
British Sea Power
Broken Social Scene

C Carter Burwell Camera Obscura
Cary Brothers
Cat Power
Centro-Matic
Colbie Caillat
Coldplay
Colin Hay
Coma
Concretes
Copeland
Corinne Bailey Rae
Counting Crows
D D12
Damien Rice
Dandy Warhols
David Bowie
David Bryne
De La Soul
Death By Stereo
Death Cab for Cutie
Decemberists
Deerhoof
Denison Witmer
Dinosaur Jr.
Distillers
Division of Laura Lee
DJ Tiesto
DJ Zay
Dntel
Do Make Say Think
Dr. Dog
Dr. Dre
Dreamville
DropkickMurphys
Duran Duran
E Early November
Eels
Ehlers/Thejsen
Elliott Smith
ELO
Eminem
Eric Clapton
Erotic Golf
Explosions in the Sky
F Flamboyant Bella
Flight of the Conchords
Flogging Molly
Format
Fountains of Wayne
Franz Ferdinand
Frou Frou
Feist
G Get Set Go
Gorillaz
Grandaddy
Greg Laswell
H Hadouken
Heat
Hellogoodbye
Hoobastank
Hot Hot Heat
House of Fools
Houston Calls
Huey Lewis and the News
I Ima Robot
Inara George
Ingrid Michaelson
Iron and Wine
J Jay-Z
Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
Jettie
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
John Lennon
John Vanderslice
Justin Timberlake
Juvenile
K Kaiser Chiefs
Keane
Killers
Keilis
Kings of Leon
Kooks
L Lakes
LCD Soundsystem
Legion of Doom
Les Savy Fav
Lil John
Lords of Acid
Lou Reed
Ludacris
Ludwig van Beethoven
M Maccabees
Manic Street Preachers
Manu Chao
Martha Wainwright
Master P
Mates of State
Matt Pond PA
Mazzy Star
McFly
Mika
Millencolin
Minus the Bear
Mirah
Modest Mouse
Mogwai
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
N Nada Surf
Nekromantix
New Order
Nick Drake
Nirvana
North Mississippi Allstars
O Oasis
Of Montreal
Offspring
Outkast
Outrageous Cherry
Ozone
Ozzy Osbourne
P Paramore
Paul Kimble
Pavement
Peaches
Pete Yorn
Peter Gunz
Pinback
Pixies
Placebo
Polaris
Postal Service
Precious Bryant

Pretty Girls Make Graves
Progress
Pulley
Pulp
Q Queen
Queen of the Stone Age
R R. Kelly
R.L. Burnside
Raconteurs
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Regina Spektor
Relient K
Remy Zero
Rilo Kiley
Robert Palmer
Robin Gazzara
Robots in Disguise
Rooney
Roxy Music
Ryan Adams
S Sara Bareilles
Say Anything
Say Hi To Your Mom
Scabs
Schwervon!
Scott Bomar
Self Against City
Sense of Belonging
Shaylor
Shins
Shout Out Louds
Shudder to Think
Silverchair
Simon and Garfunkel
Slick Rick
Smashing Pumpkins
Smiths
Snoop Dogg
Snow Patrol
Socratic
Son House
Sondre Lerche
Spinal Tap
Spoon
Stars
Steve Harley
Strokes
Sun Kil Moon
Sunny Day Real Estate
Super Furry Animals
Survivor
System of a Down
T T.Rex
Tally Hall
Teenage Fanclub and Donna Matthews
Tegan and Sara
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
Third Eye Blind
Tiger Army
Toadies
Tom Petty
Tool
Tune Up
U U.N.P.O.C
UGK
V Velvet Underground
Vengaboys
Venus In Furs
W Weezer
What Made Milwaukee Famous
White Stripes
Who
Wylde Rattz
Y Yo Gotti
Young Joc Z Zero 7

Movies:

lets watch a movie


12 Angry Men
300
40 Year Old Virgin
A Christmas Story
A Few Good Men
A Scanner Darkly,
A Streetcar Named Desire
Ace Ventura
Aladdin
Amelie,
American Beauty,
American History X
American Splendor,
Amores perros
An Ideal Husband
Art School Confidential
Au Revoir Les Enfants,
Back to the Future
Basquiat
Batman Begins
Battle Royale
Beautiful Mind
Big Daddy
Big Fish,
Big
Birdcage
Blade Runner
Blazing Saddles
Blow,
Boondock Saints,
Borat
Braveheart
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Breakfast on Pluto
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Capote,
Casino Royale
Casper
Cast Away
Catch Me If You Can
Chicago
Children of Men
Chinatown
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chumbscrubber,
Cinderella Man
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Closer,
Cold Mountain
Coming to America
Con Air
Constantine
Cool Hand Luke
Count of Monte Cristo
Crash,
Dawn of the Dead
Dazed and Confused,
Dear Frankie,
Death of a Salesman,
Dial M for Murder
Dick Tracy
Dodgeball
Doki Doki,
Donnie Darko,
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb,
Drop Dead Fred,
Earth vs. The Flying Saucers,
Ed Wood
Elephant,
Elf
Empire Records,
Erin Brockovich
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Fargo
Fight Club,
Finding Neverland
Forrest Gump
From Dawn til Dusk
From Hell
Full Metal Jacket
Gangs of New York
Garden State,
Ghost in the Darkness
Gladiator
Godfather
Gone with the Wind
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Will Hunting
Goonies
Grease
Happiness,
Harold and Maude,
Harry Potter series
Hook
Hot Fuzz
Hotel Rwanda
Howl's Moving Castle,
I Heart Huckabee's,
Igby Goes Down,
Imaginary Heroes,
Immortal Beloved
In Cold Blood
Indiana Jones
Interview with the Vampire
Italian Job
Jackass
Jaws
Jumanji
Jurassic Park
Kill Bill
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Knocked Up
Kung Fu Hustle
L.A Confidential
Labyrinth
Lawrence of Arabia
Layer Cake
League of Their Own
Legends of the Fall
L'Enfant,
Lethal Weapon
Liar Liar
Lion King
Little Miss Sunshine
Little Monsters,
Little Shops of Horrors
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
Lola Rennt,
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Madagascar
Mary Poppins
Match Point
Matchstick Men
Maverick
Mean Girls,
Memento
Mexian
Millions,
Milton is a Shitbag,
MirrorMask
Mission: Impossible
Monty Python
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Mulan
Mystic River
Neverending Story
Night of the Living Dead
No. 1 Gangster
Nosferatu,
October Sky
Oldboy
On The Town
Once Bitten
Once Upon A Time in Mexico ,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Open House,
Ordinary People,
Pan’s Labyrinth
Party Monster,
Philadelphia Story
Pianist
Platoon
Pretty In Pink,
Prince of Egypt
Princess Bride,
Professional,
PS,
Pulp Fiction
Rain Man
Rambo
Real Genius
Rear Window
Red Dragon,
Reqium of a Dream,
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Roman Holiday
Rushmore,
Seven,
Shadows,
Shaun of the Dead,
Shawshank Redemption
Shop Girl
Shoulin Soccer
Sid and Nancy
Sideways,
Signs
Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
Singing in the Rain
Sixteen Candles,
Sketches of Frank Gehry,
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow
Snatch
Sound of Music
Southlander: Diary of a Desperate Musician,
Spiderman
Spirited Away,
Stand By Me,
Star Wars
Superbad
Swindled,
Talladega Nights
Tarnation,
Taxi Driver
Thank You for Smoking,
The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao,
The Big Chill
The Big Lebowski,
The Breakfast Club,
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys,
The Departed
The Fugitive
The Good Girl,
The Graduate
The Grifters,
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
The Ice Storm,
The Illusionist
The Importance of Being Earnest
The Jerk
The Last Picture Show,
The Life Aquatic,
The Mask
The Matrix (the first one)
The New World M,
The Prestige
The Royal Tenenbaums,
The Shining
The Sting
The Thin Red Line,
The Usual Suspects
The Who's TOMMY,
Thumbsucker,
To Kill a Mockingbird
Top Gun
Trainspotting,
True Romace,
Twelve Monkeys
V for Vendetta
Valmont,
Walk the Line
Wayne’s World
Wet Hot American Summer
Whale Rider
What Dreams May Come,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
Wizard of Oz
X-Men
Young Frankenstein

Television:

Rob and Big

Books:

Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
Bluebeard
Slaughterhouse-Five
Harry Potter
Jitterbug Perfume
Fahrenheit 451
The Giver

Heroes:

Natalie Dee and Adam West

My Blog

horrible dream

So i had a dream last, that was freaking horrible. I went over to michael's house and i had a key for some reason, and i went in and there were like 3 girls in his room and i was like 'wtf is going on...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

how to survive the grocery store

How to Survive the Grocery Store Step 1 - First things first, before you even leave the house, remember to coat your shoes with a thick layer of mustard and fill your pockets with hard candy. The must...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST

weeeee. college and stuff.

so i'm posting this in here because michael is too lazy to read my livejournal, because he is a BITCH!okay so it's the third day of classes and everything is going okay. i'm changing my major so i'm ...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST

creepy

so some guy just walked into my house....thinking it was another house [weird] and now i'm creeped out beyond beleif and i don't want to stay here but most of my friends are at work and i don't want t...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:57:00 PST

elllllllllll.jaaaaaaay [yay]

so....i totally started using el.jay again. i like keeping a journal...but i don't really have one to right in so i'm using this. i remember when i was all about el.jay....well first i was into xanga,...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

I wish your ass was all up on me

Holy crap, I found this song while I was looking for rap songs, it's be Saosin....it is TOO funny.   This has to be my new favorite song....
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:40:00 PST

Gotta carry big things, if you know what I mean.

Okay, so I've been listening to a LOT of rap lately. I think I'm going to blame it on my sister. When she was here for spring break that's all we listened too. Rap. Yeah, spring break was a long time ...
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

oh.em.eff.gee.

I heart Radiohead with my whole body. Even my big toe.
Posted by Lizzosaurus Rex on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:22:00 PST