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Felix Felicis

About Me

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check out my comics and this book i'm writing at http://www.mahshelf.com/book/EaOkaQRR1K
I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. And then some man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh I killed another girl with a chain saw. I had to. She almost got away. And Someone else there. I can't remember, maybe a model.. She's dead too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people. Maybe 40! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains... and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I, uh I just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time. So, uh I mean, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
Shit man, i'm a natural born killer.Jeffrey Dahmer fucking pwnz.i'm a sadomasochist
Inside my head my dog's a bear
She was significant
I'm insane
To be famous is so nice
Suck my dick
Kiss my ass
In limosines we have sex
everynight with my famous friends
I'm not adicted to drugs, I'm adicted to glamour
Happy Fun Time
http://www.mahshelf.com/book/EaOkaQRR1K


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weird, crazy comics i made. check them out

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Macaulay Culkin, Varg Vikernes, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Albert Fish, Ted Bundy, GG Allin, El Duce, Allen Wrench, Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim

I feel like I'm disappearing - getting smaller every day but I look in your eyes - and I'm bigger in every way

My Blog

yet another new myspace

old myspace somehow got mysteriously deleted so add this new one
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