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Lana Evil

high n bi

About Me

smart girls r fucking hawt cuz the mind is a sex organ ya fuckin pig n FAT GIRLS r more delicious 4 2 yes count em 2 reasons. 1. they/we/i r socially "UNACCEPTABLE" IE, taboobie. 2. THEIR INCREASED MASS CREATES MORE GRAVITY N U CANT RESIST. u cant fucking resist cuz im a BIG FAT DELICIOUS INSANE INSATIABLE NASTY BI WHORE with exhibitionist written ALL OVER ME isnt that right!?!?!!?!??!?! thats right worker bee. ur all my lil worker bees arent u. n im the queen bee huh baby. yes ur all my children. n i will BITE UR FUCKING HEAD OFF IF U DONT FEED ME OR FUCK ME RIGHT.good night. sweet dreams. xoxoxox mama

My Interests

alternaporn, amateur porn, subculture erotica, femdom, bondage, sodomy, sinsemilla, defenestration, hypnosis, photography, physics, phone sex, time travel, tattoos, cooking, redheads, stuff

I'd like to meet:

guys that suck cock n girls that love 2 eat snatch n take it up the ass like theres no tomorrow n YES we R a couple. a couple of wot i dunno!!!! but just so were clear on that YAHOO = LIVEANAL

Music:

clutch, slipknot, crass, the roots, fugazi, manson, radiohead, sublime, prodigy, dayze, blackalicious, the doors, etc fucking etc WOTEVER and heres more Neutral Milk Hotel Nada Surf Pavement Nirvana Modest Mouse Seven Mary Three Skinny Puppy Slint Tool The Violent Femmes Bjork Blonde Redhead Fuck Me First & The Gimme Gimmes Rammstein Cursive The Paper Chase The Von Bondies The Walkmen C-Murder Bright Eyes Nappy Roots Nasum System Of A Down The Dillinger Escape Plan The Dead Kennedys The Doors Fear Factory Kaiser Chiefs Kasabian Yeah Yeah Yeahs Tupac Cat Power Poison The Well Pinback The Clash !!! The Decemberists Low Flying Owls

Movies:

starring me. tuh dahhhhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

controls u

Books:

knowledge is prison. destroy destroy destroy

Heroes:

the unibomber, candida royale, aileen wournos, seka, wendy o, stephen hawking, charles darwin, red whitaker, calla withers, walt whitman, andy warhol, allen ginsberg, hunter s thompson, ken kesey, timothy leary, david koresh, bonobosLayout made by EDGE at CreateBlog.com .

My Blog

YES i fucking suck

n u cant stop me
Posted by Lana Evil on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST

one of my better orgasms

with a beat u can dance 2 thanx crash    Free File Hosting at Bolt...
Posted by Lana Evil on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

i just realized

as im sitting here listening to the donnie darko soundtrack how much my life resembles the movie blow. well that further explains why i wanna fuck johnny depp
Posted by Lana Evil on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:41:00 PST

phone fuck

want free minutes? all i need is ur email
Posted by Lana Evil on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

evidently

i whine like a retard who didnt get her apple sauce. if i dont get enough hugs n kisses in the morning 
Posted by Lana Evil on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

3:00 is masturbation hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n id like 2 make it official
Posted by Lana Evil on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:57:00 PST

inspired by peace & kink

o yea suck my cunt baby u gonna make me cum maybe ill be ur dirty lil whore lick my piss up off the floor ...
Posted by Lana Evil on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

i like it i like it

i like how my head is melting right into the wall. i like how my daughter is making moaning sounds from the kitchen like her jaw is on fire. i like the sound the hamster makes when he smashes his ball...
Posted by Lana Evil on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST