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Toots

Ohmigawd! I'm like totally on myspace.com!

About Me

I'm pretty laidback and recently domesticated. It was a battle, but complacency won. I find my life has been a struggle for mediocrity. I've mastered skating through life by the skin of my teeth. Mae's Birthday would've been on the 11th. RIP, Mae.Good God, it's about time I update my profile! Payton turned 1 March 15th! My little guy is getting so big...sigh.

My Interests

Unchecked cynicism, successfully under-achieving, being openly aloof.


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I'd like to meet:

I don't meet people, I just titillate from afar. Just for ONE night: Two words: American Psycho. God, I would be a willing victim!

Music:


Movies:

John Waters slays me. RIP Divine. All of Tarantino's movies. DIRKA DIRKA! I would like to see someone wear this to the local WalMart on Sunday.

Television:

Adult Swim, VH1, Court TV, LOST, UPN, People's Court (Judge Milian is my hero), Hell's Kitchen- I think Gordon Ramsey is dead sexy, especially when he is yelling and cursing...totally HAWT.

Books:

I read a lot of true crime. I probably know more about serial killers than the FBI.

Heroes:

Liberal white trash. RIP Grandpa Al!

My Blog

One of those weeks

Where every annoying little thing that could happen will. I get a $300 phone bill due to Will not listening that vzn charges airtime when he uses the web browser (gee, didn't I tell you that would hap...
Posted by Toots on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

Addiction

I've pretty much given up all my vices, alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and sluts...except for one- food. I have a profound addiction to sweets, and over the last few years of not partying, going out to t...
Posted by Toots on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST

Catching up

I thought I oughta catch up on some transitions I’ve been going through over the last couple of years. There has actually been so many changes, that I really need to catalog it for my own unders...
Posted by Toots on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

You Wouldn't Believe It.

I didn't believe it, but it's true. I'm pregnant. I made it to 30 without this affliction, so I'm proud of myself for that. Junior is due in April. William says he is happy and worried... I feel the s...
Posted by Toots on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:31:00 PST

What's Your Personality Type?

Your ..1 Match: INFPThe IdealistYou are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.It takes a l...
Posted by Toots on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST

Top 10 Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scien...
Posted by Toots on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

Where Do We Meddle Next?

WHERE DO WE MEDDLE NEXT? So we marched in and got rid of the Taliban. Then we marched into Iraq and got rid of Saddam Hussein. Now we're -- well, we haven't figured out what, but we're hopping mad and...
Posted by Toots on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

The Undemocratic Republic

THE UNDEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC Calling our form of government a democratic republic does not make it so. We are what we do. By now it should be abundantly clear that most Americans are incapable of recogni...
Posted by Toots on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:09:00 PST

Do Your Worst

Do your worst! 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think ...
Posted by Toots on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST

Soylent Green

I really think people should be more compassionate about the innocent and most vulnerable lives we take for granted everyday....plants.Plants can't say ouch when we pick them, or get up and run to pro...
Posted by Toots on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST