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Melissa

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About Me

..........................................................So here I am, sitting here with a blank stare. Conflict surrounds me like an itchy wool blanket. There is a wolf amongst my sheep. In this hellish debate the enemy has had time to prepare. I am at somewhat of a loss for words. My gaze drifts to my sea of post-its. Vision a bit blurred. Ringing in my head was this salesmen’s psycho- babble.I think to myself…..buy it……buy it…… But try as I might, I could not. All I could do was stare into my sea of yellow.

My Interests

CLICK ME DAMN YOU!I see a lot of comedy shows and I also love first person shooters!

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Music:

N/A . . . Long Live KLSX 97.1

Movies:

Spaceballs Funny Farm Death Becomes Her Swordfish Disturbia Reno 911 The Number 23 Making the Grade From the Hip The Hitcher Las Vegas Crank Eddie Murphy: Delirious Serenity Firefly Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Open Season Donnie Brasco 21 Grams Tideland Johnny English Borat The Bourne Supremacy The Bourne Identity Collateral The Terminal Shaun of the Dead Stranger than Fiction The Big Lebowski Shakespeare in Love Six Days, Seven Nights Minority Report The Time Machine Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Robin Hood Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Beowulf & Grendel Gangs of New York Employee of the Month The Last Samurai Jackass Elektra Attila Merlin's Apprentice Doctor Zhivago Barnyard Rob Roy Legend of 1900 Ned Kelly Glengarry Glen Ross Gothika Van Helsing The Punisher Swingers The Office 11:14 Hostel Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Mr. Deeds Hellboy The Chronicles of Riddick S.W.A.T. The People vs. Larry Flynt 10/24/06 Freaks Fun with Dick and Jane One Night at McCool's Bad Santa Shooter Premonition XXX Breach Waking Up in Reno Ghost Rider Daredevil 10th & Wolf Alpha Dog The Butterfly Effect Casino Royale National Lampoon's Vacation Vegas Vacation National Lampoon's European Vacation The Descent The Devil Wears Prada Clerks Pirates of the Caribbean You, Me and Dupree The Devil's Own The Boondock Saints The Four Feathers The Grudge Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour Uncensored! Madea Goes to Jail Thank You for Smoking Pablo Francisco: Bits and Pieces 28 Days Later Lucky Number Slevin Stephen King's Desperation Bowling for Columbine Batman Begins Equilibrium Underworld: Evolution Underworld Rat Race EDtv Mind Hunters Office Space Alien vs. Predator The Truman Show How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days National Treasure Crank Yankers The Brothers Grimm Me, Myself & Irene Redneck Comedy Roundup Aeon Flux Fantastic Four Resident Evil: Apocalypse Ultraviolet Failure to Launch Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road White Noise Tin Men Grandma's Boy Doom Mean Creek Red Eye 05/09/06 One True Thing 05/09/06 Prime 05/05/06 The Family Stone 05/04/06 Casanova 05/03/06 Shopgirl 05/02/06 Match Point 05/01/06 And the Band Played On 04/25/06 Birdy 04/24/06 North Country 04/24/06 Mrs. Henderson Presents 04/20/06 Fun with Dick and Jane 04/18/06 Two for the Money 04/18/06 Gardens of Stone 04/17/06 The Outsiders 04/11/06 Flightplan 04/11/06 Domino 04/11/06 Cinderella Man 04/07/06 Brokeback Mountain 04/06/06 Just Friends 04/04/06 Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story 04/03/06 The Squid and the Whale 04/03/06 Everything Is Illuminated 03/31/06 The 40-Year-Old Virgin 03/29/06 A History of Violence 03/27/06 Capote 03/27/06 The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio 03/23/06 Elizabethtown 03/22/06 The Thing About My Folks 03/20/06 Higher Learning 03/20/06 Good Night, and Good Luck 03/16/06 The Transporter 2 03/15/06 The Weather Man 03/15/06 Walk the Line 03/13/06 The Transporter 03/09/06 Blue Streak 03/08/06 Final Destination 2 03/06/06 Players Club 03/02/06 Dark Water 02/28/06 American Outlaws 02/28/06 Separate Lies 02/24/06 Hoodlum 02/23/06 Final Destination 02/23/06 Proof 02/21/06 The Motorcycle Diaries 02/20/06 Bluehill Avenue 02/13/06 Just Like Heaven 02/10/06 The Dukes of Hazzard 02/09/06 The Skeleton Key 02/06/06 Motives 02/03/06 In Her Shoes 02/02/06 The Tuskegee Airmen 01/31/06 Thumbsucker 01/30/06 Killing Me Softly 01/30/06 The Astronaut's Wife 01/24/06 Animal 01/24/06 Silence Becomes You 01/24/06 Lord of War 01/20/06 The Man 01/20/06 The Constant Gardener 01/17/06 Noel 01/16/06 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 01/16/06 Celtic Pride 01/10/06 Must Love Dogs 01/10/06 Wedding Crashers 01/10/06 Superbike World Championship 2004 01/05/06 MotoGP 2004 01/04/06 Into the Blue 01/03/06 Brokedown Palace 12/30/05 Bulletproof 12/28/05 Ladies in Lavender 12/28/05 The Beautiful Country 12/23/05 Kingdom of Heaven 12/23/05 Four Brothers 12/23/05 House of D 12/19/05 The Baxter 12/19/05 Pretty Persuasion 12/19/05 Bad News Bears 12/15/05 The Island 12/15/05 Last Days 12/13/05 The Murder Room 12/12/05 Always 12/12/05 Dead Calm 12/08/05 Anywhere But Here 12/08/05 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 12/05/05 The Man Without a Face 12/05/05 Big Daddy 12/05/05 Lords of Dogtown 11/29/05 Fever Pitch 11/29/05 Stealth 11/23/05 Man of the House 11/21/05 Long Way Round: Disc 2 (2-Disc Series) 11/15/05 The Interpreter 11/15/05 Long Way Round: Disc 1 (2-Disc Series) 11/15/05 Alexander: Theatrical Cut: Disc 2 11/09/05 Alexander: Theatrical Cut 11/09/05 George Carlin: You are All Diseased 11/09/05 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 11/09/05 No Good Deed 10/31/05 The Machinist 10/31/05 Dust to Glory 10/31/05 George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances 10/27/05 Faster 10/27/05 On Any Sunday: Motocross, Malcolm and More 10/24/05 On Any Sunday 10/24/05 On Any Sunday II 10/20/05 Bad Influence 10/17/05 The Watcher 10/17/05 Sin City 10/11/05 The Longest Yard 10/10/05 Constantine 10/10/05 187 10/05/05 Original Sin 10/05/05 The Rundown 09/29/05 Four Rooms 09/29/05 Crash 09/29/05 XXX: State of the Union 09/26/05 Robin Williams: Live on Broadway 09/26/05 Lackawanna Blues 09/26/05 Murder at the Presidio 09/19/05 Prozac Nation 09/19/05 Sahara 09/19/05 Suspect Zero 09/13/05 Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again 09/13/05 Proof of Life 09/07/05 Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie 09/07/05 Everybody's All American 09/07/05 Hide and Seek 08/26/05 A Lot Like Love 08/25/05 Pulp Fiction 08/23/05 The Wedding Date 08/22/05 Philadelphia 08/22/05 Beyond the Sea 08/18/05 Are We There Yet? 08/16/05 Quicksand 08/15/05 Varsity Blues 08/09/05 Class Action 08/09/05 Sniper 08/09/05 Guess Who 08/04/05 Hotel Rwanda 08/04/05 Heart and Souls 08/04/05 The Upside of Anger 08/01/05 Hostage 08/01/05 Mickey 08/01/05 The Flight of the Phoenix 07/26/05 The Big Easy 07/26/05 Cold Creek Manor 07/26/05 Rose Red: Disc 2 07/19/05 Toy Soldiers 07/19/05 Rose Red 07/19/05 Almost Famous 07/19/05 Mercury Rising 07/14/05 Million Dollar Baby 07/14/05 Eddie and the Cruisers 07/14/05 My First Mister 07/11/05 Simon Birch 07/11/05 The Shipping News 07/11/05 The Long Kiss Goodnight 07/07/05 Finding Neverland 07/06/05 Revenge 07/06/05 Stir of Echoes 06/28/05 In Dreams 06/28/05 Blink 06/28/05 The Vanishing 06/24/05 Coach Carter 06/24/05 The Jacket 06/24/05 Rory O'Shea Was Here 06/20/05 Hitch 06/20/05 The Final Cut 06/20/05 Paparazzi 06/14/05 I Am David 06/14/05 Assault on Precinct 13 06/14/05 Be Cool 06/09/05 Thunderheart 06/08/05 The Five People You Meet in Heaven 06/07/05 Swimming Upstream 06/06/05 Ladder 49 05/31/05 The Aviator 05/31/05 Taxi 05/31/05 Orgazmo 05/24/05 After the Sunset 05/24/05 Carolina 05/24/05 Kinsey 05/19/05 Color of Night 05/19/05 China Moon 05/17/05 In Good Company 05/16/05 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 05/16/05 Shattered 05/11/05 Desperate Measures 05/10/05 Deceived 05/10/05 Striking Distance 05/06/05 A Love Song for Bobby Long 05/05/05 Enough 05/03/05 The Rich Man's Wife 05/02/05 A Bronx Tale 05/02/05 Short Cuts 04/29/05 The Assassination of Richard Nixon 04/28/05 Shall We Dance? 04/26/05 A Murder of Crows 04/25/05 Birth 04/25/05 Meet the Fockers 04/21/05 Ocean's Twelve 04/19/05 Return to Me 04/19/05 Tombstone 04/18/05 The Woodsman 04/15/05 Ray 04/14/05 Wyatt Earp: Special Edition: Disc 2 04/12/05 Wyatt Earp: Special Edition 04/12/05 Sideways 04/11/05 Spanglish 04/08/05 Last of the Dogmen 04/05/05 Vera Drake 04/05/05 Malice 04/04/05 Closer 03/31/05 Stand and Deliver 03/29/05 American History X 03/29/05 Being Julia 03/28/05 Internal Affairs 03/25/05 Friday Night Lights 03/24/05 Consenting Adults 03/22/05 The Forgotten 03/21/05 For Love or Country 03/21/05 Something the Lord Made 03/16/05 Out of the Ashes 03/16/05 Seven Years in Tibet 03/14/05 Chasing Amy 03/01/05 Clerks: First Cut (Not Theatrical Version) 03/01/05 Jersey Girl 02/23/05 Surviving Christmas 02/21/05 Arlington Road 02/21/05 Cellular 02/18/05 The Notebook 02/15/05 Collateral 02/15/05 The Bourne Supremacy 02/14/05 Unforgettable 02/11/05 Final Analysis 02/08/05 The Gift 02/07/05 The Professional 02/04/05 The Power of One 02/04/05 School Ties 02/01/05 Lean on Me 01/28/05 Raising Helen 01/25/05 The Ladykillers 01/25/05 A Cinderella Story 01/24/05 De-Lovely 01/20/05 Highwaymen 01/19/05 Relative Evil 01/19/05 Maria Full of Grace 01/12/05 Stander 01/11/05 Troy 01/11/05 Rudy 01/05/05 The Manchurian Candidate 01/05/05 The Last Ride 12/31/04 Rounders 12/28/04 Tommy Boy 12/27/04 King Arthur 12/24/04 The Last Boy Scout 12/21/04 The Three Musketeers 12/20/04 The Door in the Floor 12/20/04 The Usual Suspects 12/16/04 The Unsaid 12/13/04 Unbreakable 12/09/04 Red Rock West 12/07/04 The Client 12/06/04 The Terminal 12/06/04 The Stepford Wives 12/03/04 Super Size Me 12/01/04 White Chicks 11/30/04 8MM 11/29/04 The Passion of the Christ 11/22/04 The Clearing 11/19/04 The Game 11/18/04 Sleepers 11/15/04 Before Sunset 11/15/04 The Accused 11/09/04 Connie and Carla 11/08/04 Iron Jawed Angels 11/08/04 Twisted 11/04/04 Dirty Pretty Things 11/01/04 Conviction 10/29/04 Against the Ropes 10/29/04 When a Man Loves a Woman 10/26/04 City Hall 10/25/04 Duplex (Widescreen) 10/25/04 Starsky & Hutch 10/22/04 Narrow Margin 10/21/04 Fight Club 10/11/04 Murder in the First 10/08/04 Soul Plane 09/27/04 The Girl Next Door 09/27/04 The School of Rock 09/27/04 Mystery, Alaska 09/22/04 The Punisher 09/21/04 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 09/21/04 Man on Fire 09/16/04 2 Days in the Valley 09/14/04 Entrapment 09/13/04 Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead 09/09/04 Night Falls on Manhattan 09/08/04 Gladiator 09/07/04 Taking Lives 09/03/04 13 Going on 30 09/02/04 Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 08/30/04 The Big Bounce 08/27/04 Paycheck 08/26/04 The Negotiator 08/24/04 Soldier's Girl 08/23/04 Cold Mountain 08/23/04 Priest 08/17/04 Miracle 08/17/04 Dragonfly 08/16/04 The Dreamers 08/13/04 21 Grams 08/12/04 The Last Castle 08/12/04 Under the Tuscan Sun 08/10/04 The Station Agent 08/02/04 Calendar Girls 08/02/04 Secret Window 07/29/04 Spartan 07/29/04 In America 07/26/04 Along Came Polly 07/23/04 50 First Dates 07/20/04 Marci X 07/20/04 The Rainmaker 07/19/04 Songcatcher 07/16/04 Murder at 1600 06/30/04 How to Deal 06/28/04 Enemy at the Gates 06/28/04 Pay It Forward 06/24/04 Home Room 06/22/04 Anything Else 06/21/04 Touching the Void 06/21/04 House of Sand and Fog 06/16/04 Freaky Friday 06/15/04 Mystic River 06/10/04 Welcome to Mooseport 06/09/04 Eurotrip 06/07/04 Sweet November 06/03/04 The Bone Collector 06/02/04 Cheaper by the Dozen 06/01/04 Antwone Fisher 05/24/04 Unconditional Love 05/24/04 Alex and Emma 05/17/04 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 05/13/04 Lost in Translation 05/12/04 Something's Gotta Give 05/10/04 Powder 05/05/04 The Edge 05/05/04 Sweet and Lowdown 05/04/04 Sling Blade 04/30/04 A Simple Plan 04/28/04 Bounce 04/26/04 Levity 04/26/04 Intolerable Cruelty 04/23/04 Runaway Jury 04/22/04 The Man Who Wasn't There 04/20/04 The Onion Field 04/19/04 Dead Man 04/19/04 Homegrown 04/16/04 Daddy and Them 04/13/04 Radio 04/13/04 Holes 04/12/04 The Badge 04/09/04 U.S. Marshals 04/06/04 The Italian Job 04/05/04 Random Hearts 04/05/04 Boat Trip 03/26/04 Pushing Tin 03/25/04 Bastard out of Carolina 03/24/04 Thirteen 03/22/04 The Trip 03/22/04 U-571 03/18/04 She's All That 03/16/04 Down With Love 03/15/04 The Hunted 03/15/04 The Dancer Upstairs 03/12/04 Matchstick Men 03/11/04 Better Luck Tomorrow 03/10/04 Out of Time 03/09/04 In the Cut 03/08/04 My Boss's Daughter 03/05/04 Secondhand Lions 03/03/04 The Missing 03/01/04 What a Girl Wants 02/27/04 The Life of David Gale 02/25/04 Wrong Turn 02/23/04 View from the Top 02/20/04 Bruce Almighty 02/18/04 Gangs of New York 02/16/04 Gangs of New York: Disc 2 02/16/04 A Man Apart 02/13/04 Seabiscuit 02/13/04 The Matrix: Reloaded 02/11/04 Hollywood Homicide 02/10/04 The In-Laws 02/09/04 Interstate 60 02/04/04 Confidence 02/03/04 Hollow Man 01/27/04 Bait 01/26/04 Heist 01/23/04 S.W.A.T. 01/21/04 Hardball 01/19/04 The Skulls 01/19/04 The Crush 01/15/04 The Hurricane 01/12/04 The Preacher's Wife 01/12/04 The River Wild 01/12/04 Lockdown 01/06/04 Bad Company 01/06/04 Copycat 01/05/04 Instinct 01/02/04 The Salton Sea 12/30/03 Identity 12/30/03 The Quiet American 12/24/03 Spider 12/24/03 Spun 12/24/03 Anger Management 12/16/03 Laurel Canyon 12/15/03 2 Fast 2 Furious 12/15/03 Nurse Betty 12/09/03 Just Married 12/08/03 State and Main 12/08/03 Stolen Summer 12/03/03 Adaptation 12/03/03 Riding in Cars with Boys 12/03/03 Kissing Jessica Stein 11/26/03 Bandits 11/26/03 The Whole Nine Yards 11/24/03 Snow Dogs 11/20/03 Two Weeks Notice 11/20/03 The Good Girl 11/17/03 Life Is Beautiful 11/14/03 Rated X 11/13/03 Frailty 11/12/03 Serendipity 11/10/03 Biker Boyz 11/07/03 Panic Room 11/05/03 Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 11/03/03 Catch Me If You Can 10/31/03 Memento 10/31/03 The Rookie 10/29/03 Frequency 10/23/03 Hearts in Atlantis 10/22/03 Hart's War 10/22/03 Snake Eyes 10/20/03 The Legend of Bagger Vance 10/13/03 John Q 10/13/03 Die Another Day 10/07/03 What Lies Beneath 10/06/03 The Wedding Planner 10/01/03 Fifteen Minutes 09/30/03 The Replacements 09/30/03 Chicago 09/25/03 Exit Wounds 09/23/03 Remember the Titans 09/22/03 A Knight's Tale 09/22/03 The Fast and the Furious 09/16/03 Kiss the Girls 09/15/03 Kate & Leopold 09/11/03 Bringing Down the House 09/09/03 Courage Under Fire 09/04/03 25th Hour 09/04/03 Tears of the Sun 08/18/03 Girl, Interrupted 08/15/03 Basic 08/14/03 The Majestic 08/12/03 Dark Blue 08/11/03 The Recruit 08/11/03 The Sum of All Fears 08/05/03 Narc 08/04/03 Maid in Manhattan 07/31/03 Changing Lanes 07/30/03 Enemy of the State 07/29/03 The Hours 07/28/03 Finding Forrester 07/22/03 The Family Man 07/22/03 Life as a House 07/21/03 We Were Soldiers 07/18/03 High Crimes 07/15/03 The Cider House Rules 07/14/03 A Beautiful Mind 07/14/03 Chocolat 07/10/03 Analyze That 07/08/03 The Bourne Identity 07/07/03 Amelie 07/07/03 The Matrix 07/02/03 Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy 07/01/03 In the Bedroom 06/30/03 The Royal Tenenbaums 06/27/03 Training Day 06/26/03 About Schmidt 06/23/03 Domestic Disturbance 05/20/03 Casino 05/19/03 Double Jeopardy 05/16/03 Secretary 05/15/03 Miss Congeniality 05/13/03 White Oleander 05/12/03 The Tuxedo 05/12/03 Femme Fatale 05/08/03 Sweet Home Alabama 05/07/03 Insomnia 05/05/03 Bang the Drum Slowly 05/01/03 City by the Sea 04/30/03 American Beauty 04/24/03 Galaxy Quest 04/24/03 Blood Work 04/22/03 Taxi Driver 04/18/03 The Patriot 04/18/03 Road to Perdition 04/17/03 Signs 04/14/03 Ocean's Eleven 04/14/03 The Banger Sisters 04/09/03 One Hour Photo 04/09/03 Indecent Proposal 04/07/03 Full Frontal 04/04/03 Lethal Weapon 4 03/27/03 The Glass House 03/24/03 The Art of War 03/24/03 Collateral Damage 03/21/03 Men of Honor 03/19/03 Rules of Engagement 03/17/03 Along Came a Spider 03/17/03 The General's Daughter 03/13/03 Sorority Boys 03/11/03 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 03/04/03 Swordfish 03/04/03 The Cell 03/03/03 The Perfect Storm 02/28/03 Shakespeare in Love 02/27/03 I Am Sam 02/25/03 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 02/24/03 Bridget Jones's Diary 02/24/03 Ocean's Eleven 02/20/03 Death to Smoochy 02/19/03 Boynton Beach Club 07/10/07

Television:

Only on netflix. . . .and in sequence

Books:

WIRED MAG baby. . .

Heroes:

I am Batman

My Blog

Danny Bonaduce Thinks Im a Whore

First off,         Thank you to everyone for the great Birthday.  And I thought I would be holed up at the pad watchin netflix all day.  That was the firs...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Sorry, Ricky...I bite.

You Are An ISTP The MechanicYou are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.To outsiders yous seem impulsive,...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST

Crawlin' the walls and litterly watching the paint peal..

I am so damn bored. I'm sick as a dog, holed up in this tiny room.  I've been in here for about 3 days& coming out only for the bathroom and an occasional bowl of soup. I hate soup. The funny thi...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:28:00 PST

Melissa's first survey

ABOUT ME Full Name::... give the IRS something to go on? Don't think so buddy.Birthday:: June 10thBirthplace:: Mendocino County HospitalEye Color:: GreenHair Color:: brownishRight handed or Left hande...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

cicatrix manet


Posted by Melissa on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

*Note to the "outraged"*.....

The following is my response to my "video" page and all the concerned americans that commented on it.     "Wow!.. ... ... What kind of sick, demented fuck posted this video. &...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST

READ ME

Jason from Pomona was wondering... "If a man with multiple personalities is suicidal, is it considered a hostage situation? " Yes No See results ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST