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CARTER USM

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Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layoutshere are some things to do next time you're in tescos.... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Houseware... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on credit 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack ... and when people browse through, say:"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least... 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then loudly: "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

My Interests


Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

I'd like to meet:

Everybody I can
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

Music:

Love watching live bandsLove Ernest, The Landaus and of course Deban CruzSqueeze, Roots Manuva, The Strokes, Kings of Leon, Stone Roses, Charltans, Happy Mondays, Jimi Hendrix, Garbage, Oasis, Billy Idol, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, T-Rex, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, White Stripes, The Jam, The Ramones, The Zutons, Dirty Pretty Things, The Streets, Prince, Inspiral Carpets, The Farm, The Libertines, The Kinks, Paul Weller, Bob Marley, Bloc Party, The Small Faces, The Bonnits, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Carter USM, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Kaiserchiefs, The Clash, Faces, Dirty Dreamers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smiths, Morrisey, Van Morrison, The Landaus, Blur, Magic Numbers, The Specials, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Beck, Green Day, Bob Dylan, Doors, Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Automatic, Scissor Sisters, Fratellis, The Paddingtons, Hard-Fi, Athlete, Mr Beasley, Coldplay, Razorlight, Raconteurs, The Editors, Joy Division
Browse through only the BEST videos at pYzam.com !

Movies:

Anything by Quentin Tarrantino

Television:

Anything really as long as it doesn't involve thinking

Books:

Martine Cole and Richard Laymon are my favourites

Heroes:

My Mum How did she put up with me as a teenage just have to take my hat off to her Oh and the man from the last minute.com advert that advert touchs me right here
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lucy
Birthday: 18 July
Birthplace: Bradford upon Avon
Current Location: Hull
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: What the pub!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunlop trainers
Your Weakness: Skinny men
Your Fears: No TV
Your Perfect Pizza: onions, chillis, spicy beef and extra cheese(smelly)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buying new work trousers
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: What already!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: ????
Your Most Missed Memory: My teeth
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea, YESSS
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No(Is that a lie??)
Do you Swear: allegance to the queen
Do you Sing: As often as I can
Do you Shower Daily: Never
Have you Been in Love: Only with losers
Do you want to go to College: Have you seen how old I am
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Well I'm here aren't I
Do you get Motion Sickness: ???
Do you think you are Attractive: Obviously
Are you a Health Freak: Yeh of course I am
Do you get along with your Parents: Love them xxx
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: In my imagination
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course not
In the past month have you Smoked: Weed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sorry I don't understand
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not telling
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what is a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ????
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Are you having a laugh
In the past month have you been on Stage: Do pub stages count
In the past month have you been Dumped: Have you seen me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Where in the Humber???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeh everyday
Ever been Drunk: Narr
Ever been called a Tease: No just a slag
Ever been Beaten up: Just try it
Ever Shoplifted: does make up count
How do you want to Die: What now???
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Less mental
What country would you most like to Visit: Everywhere I can
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: not bothered as long as its a midget
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: ???
Number of CDs I own: ???
Number of Piercings: are we on about me here or in a boy???
Number of Tattoos: still confused
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10000000000
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

Holiday

I'm going on holiday in 2 days- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho h...
Posted by CARTER USM on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST

Merry Christmas

Well its that time of year again and I dont' give a fuck if people I'm cheesy but I love itSo Merry Xmas one and all and hope you have a bloody fantastic New Year
Posted by CARTER USM on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST