My only purpose in life to score handstand goals in football. If I am not busy doing that here is a brief list of the things that take my fancy, (in no particular order, mark ye this well):
Photography, Film, Martial Arts, Parkour, writing novels, horror films, Dodgy hair on women, Tattoos on women, Piercings on women, dog bombs, waterfalls, Lions, wierd shit, occult, zodiac, chinese zodiac, palmistry, magic, astral projection, comics and comickery, good and healthy food, dancing very badly, internet joking and net choking, Hygene, Wing Chun, yoga, tai chi, french hip hop, swimming, football, rugby, scuba, windsurf, running, boxing, wrestling, brawling, torture, software developement, physics, astrology, satelites, rocket science, phatty-mongery and generally trying to do everything with a little bit of smart kung fu arrogant surgical precision. If not i'll have to settle for falling on my teeth with a bit of grace..... but what i really like to do is spread words like SHITGEEK as often as i can. Thanks douchea classï¼"popup＿wrapper" style="background-color:transparent!important;cursor:default
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I'd like to meet:
People that talk for ages in a monotone voice, without getting to the point. They ramble on, taking too long to say what could be told in seconds, generally giving little or no information in that lengthy time. These are the kinds of people that can not listen because what they say is far too important to let someone else talk. Broadcast on, recieve off. - If you are one of thse people, please ramble on at me because I have nothing better to do with my life than to listen to your brain destroying drone. Thanks.
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I would like to meet:
Any Leos.
The BUMFIGHTS crew. (Free the BUMFIGHTS crew !!!)
Americans that hate america.
Anyone from Hull that doesn't love me is not as cool as they think.
Tony Benn - the Best ever politican bar none, should have made him PM.
Bryan Blessed - the Best Englishman ever, should be King of England.
Kitano Takeshi - Best Actor, should be Emperor of Japan.
Dead People like Andy Kaufman and Salvatore Dali, for thier hearts and minds, they must fuck with people.
I would NOT like to meet Uncle Chopper, i have heard what he does to cocky people like me. Check out Overstand song on his profile to get the concept.
Oh yea, then there is little old you. I dont mind meeting anyone of any belief from any depth, sunk from any level. But why on gods earth would you want to meet me? you need help babe.
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Music:
My music taste is as varied as my schizophrenia. I have to listen to heavy shit all the time or people disapper......... but i have a mix of cultures in me (1/4 Irish and English + 1/2 Cypriot), so there will always room in my heart for something corny.
Necro the sicko, ICP, mudvayne, manu chao, disturbed, soil, wu tang, bony m, Eurthimics, Slayer, Godsmack, Killswitch engage, 36 crazyfists, Opeth, Marlyn, Radiohead, Metallica, Head Pe, Terror X crew, Sugababes, at the gates, emperor, recounteurs, enya, white stripes, Rammen-stein-en!, anal cunt, girls aloud, weezer, opeth, ertha kit, velvet underground, modern composers like danny elfman, basil poleduris....etc. I cant believe i wrote all that, that was shit....
Movies:
I've seen Jason and the Agronaughts more times than any man or beast, living or dead. These are some of the other films that have influenced my sanity:
Dead Man's Shoes,
Bugsey Malone (one particular song its particularly poignant,
Brother,
Princess Mononokoe,
house of 1000 corpses,
tom yum goong,
legend of drunken master,
mystery of chessboxing (the film),
prodical son,
fong sai yuk,
ying yan masters,
black cat white cat,
hellraiser 2,
Oh yea, cant forget motherfucking chitty chitty to the motherfucking bang bang motherfucker. Thats some shit to be raising your motherfucking kids to, mother-FAKOO!!
mulholland drive,
Irreversable
La haine,
man bites dog,
CHOPPER,
blue velevet, all david lynch basically...earserhead last,
bad boy bubby,
VS (japan film),
Any porn with me in it,
zaitochi,
brother,
preditor,
conan,
naked lunch,
videodrome,
dune,
battle royle, i cant be bothered
Television:
nope, but i can tell you that any items of footwear that i don, are immedietly transformed into Shit-Kickers by magic. Be they Army Boots or Slippers...... That's why they called me Blurr-Foot!! (neh-hey-hey)
Books:
How to develope your Chi Power, crystal shard, wheel of time, wasp factory, celestine prophecies, 39 steps, fear and loathing. To be honest, i think i have read enough, the time for me to write them has now arrived.
Heroes:
hercules, odesyus, achillies, bruce lee, napoleon, bryan blessed, tina turner
