I'm a nerd with a mohawk. Before I broke my ankle, my interests included such things as biking, climbing things, and walking on my own two feet. Afterwards, I enjoy hobbling around on my crutches, hopping around one-legged, and screaming at bipeds to get out of my way.
Entertaining people who don't annoy me. I'd settle for entertaining. I'll seethe quietly around the annoying.
Soul Coughing, Neschastniy Sluchai, Fight Club Soundtrack, Apollo 440, Add N to X, Chemical Brothers, Drew Neumann, Folk Implosion, E.S. Posthumus, Lube, Offspring, Shpongle, The O, Mindless Self Indulgence, Amon Tobin, Butthole Surfers, Clinic, Lordi, The Teddybears, Tub Ring, Ohgr
The Professional, Fifth Element, Waterworld, The Salton Sea, Slackers, Smokin' Aces
The Venture Bros, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House MD
The Ender Saga, anything by Larry Niven, books by Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame), American Gods, Neverwhere, anything by Neal Stephenson, Jumper, Freakonomics, fat and boring reference texts, 13 and a half lives of Captain Bluebear.