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Jay

freshly clipped toenails = euphoria

About Me

I really don't have anything to say, those of you who know me know what im about, those of you who don't can just assume i'm a sexy player guy.

My Interests

house work, discothequing, porn, Chillin in display booths at Ikea and pretending I live there, buying sneakers, partaking in a number "2" on a stranger's toilet,

I'd like to meet:

my pops, Dad, where you at man? The azzhole that keeps putting pizza boxes in the incinerator room instead of taking them downstairs!!! My neighbours, my abs, i haven't seen them joints in a good few years. Jay-Z, just so i can ask him how he bagged Beyonce....and Beyonce's gene pool so i can shake its hand on a job well done. Alicia Keys' braids, Sally Struthers so i can tell her to pull up her panties and shut the **** up.

Music:

even country music has it's moments

Movies:

Anything with Cherokee, Mya Lovely, Grace Jones

Television:

Keys to the VIP -- most unintentional humour is hillarity...plus these dudes are like the ambiguously gay quartet... Sports, Entourage, Baby Blue movies, Latin Lover (the dubbed version that comes on on Saturdays), Holmes on Homes, Flip this House, Flavor of Love Real World Anime

Books:

anything with pictures, i particularly like reading the back of milk cartons, cereal boxes, etc... i bet you don't know what hypoglysopherate is do you?

Heroes:

myself, my Xbox and 50 Cent

My Blog

Laguna Beach Season 4 is upon us

This feels like Christmas.  I can't WAIT!!!!!!* does crackhead dance *
Posted by Jay on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

" This user requires all comments to be approved before being posted"

Why do people screen their comments?  You are all LAMES!  1 yourselves and get it over with.
Posted by Jay on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

The Hills 2 Season Premiere - MUST SEE TV!

I was sayin Lauren was making a grave mistake when she chose Mr. "I line up my beard with a dull stone" Jason guy.  How are you going to pick your loser boyfriend over a big career move?  Sh...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

There's such thing as a bad fondle, no?

You know, like every man, i love the tender touch of a female.  But, when i go to a club and spend $15, i don't quite appreciate getting groped by Buster Douglas lookin heiffas...i won't call em ...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

10 reasons why Abigale sucks

1. She's a "heightist" - she won't even acknowledge anyone under 6ft 2. Her jokes suck 3. She nudges me on MSN..causing my sh1tty azz computer to FREEZE.. 4. She makes fun of my sneakers 5. She r...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST

I'm watching The Real World and...

my boy Tyree got shut down by two drunk girls in a hot tub givin each other the business.  Anyways, Amela, looks like we got a good season on our hands...We got the gay religious dude, the pro bl...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

CONVERSATE <--- STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!

For the last ##$%@! time, "CONVERSATE" is not a word.  These fraudulent pseudo-intellectual scumbags keep misusing this word and they come off lookin dumber than lint brushes.  STEP YOUR BRA...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

This whole giving up ur seat for senior citizens thing is bullsh1t

Why? Why is it bullshit?  Cuz these lil prune faced, baked onion smellin parasites got no damn manners.  I'm a respectful dude, if i see an old person struggling on the subway i'll give them...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

My name's Joshua, im black, and i watch Laguna Beach

    So I'm a hard back ole man and i watch a show littered with pretentious, juvenille, Ugg boot wearing barbies living it up on the sunny shores of Laguna Beach, California. So why do ...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST