I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! Recently divorced I joined myspace in the hope of replacing my lost love, the incomparable Noel Edmonds ...........You probably remember me as the bane of your childhood, be it from my distasteful merchandise or by my indefatigable abilty to; as my good friend Ludicrus would put it "act the fool". In my life I have seen it all, after the success of "Noels" house party I was offered a substantial record contract on the renowned "Def Jam" label in which I recorded my masterpiece, the aptly named "Mr Blobby" which NME remarked as "The wake up call to a generation".
Rather than being happy at this critical acclaim, and the financial rewards this gave to us, Noel was displeased that I had suparssed him and took his frustration out on me. Physically and emotionally I was a wreck, my abstemious crystal meth habit soon became a dependancy, and the case brought against me, following accusations I molested a Cardinal (although I was later aquitted) took its toll, however worst of all the on screen chemistry Noel and me once had was gone, and subsequentially after many glorious years, Noel's House Party was removed from our screens. It was replaced by "Michael Barrymores House Party" which unfortunately was cancelled after just one night.
