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Dave Vega

So scared of getting older; I’m only good at being young. STOP THIS TRAIN!

About Me

Hey what's up! My name is Dave and I'm from good ole M-town, NY. I'm a really outgoing and chill guy that likes to hang out with my friends and just have a good time. My absolute favorite thing to do in the world is make people laugh. If you know me, you know that everything that I'll ever tell you has a joke or punchline attached to it. I am one SILLY GOOSE. The feeling I get from people telling me I'm funny is indescribable so keep laughing everyone! I'm an aspiring actor/comedian/DJ and I'm really trying to get my name out there (tell all your friends about me). Anyway, thats all I feel like typing in this section so sit back, relax, and enjoy the crap that I have posted with a delicious Grape Fanta. If you feel that you have the urge to get to know more about me, IM me @ Hook56 or shoot me a message.

Have a magical day!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: September 6th
Birthplace: Bronx, NY
Current Location: M-Town, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty!!!!
Your Heritage: Boriqua
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Blue Eyes, The fact that I'm overly confident, and Lingerie
Your Fears: Death, Being Rejected, Failure, and Midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust with Sausage and Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do more stand-up shows, finish my demo (watch out for it), and build a HUGE fan base
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and awesome
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's way too early!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have no clue
Your Bedtime: Whenever I lay down or whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: My friends from Disney
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Latte
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!!!!
Do you Sing: I Try
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Already there and ready to leave
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: All the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I AM ONE SEXY BITCH
Are you a Health Freak: I enjoy being alive and thats as far as I go with that
Do you get along with your Parents: Of Course. I love Daisy V and Big Dave
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're ok I guess
Do you play an Instrument: Some guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just my prescription CRACK
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes thank GOD
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped On - JN
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
How do you want to Die: Like a Legend
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, Italy, and Caucasia (you know, the country where Caucasians are from)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever is natural
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long enough to put in a pony tail without it looking like a nub
Height: It doesn't matter
Weight: It doesn't matter as long as she's happy but sorry no porkers. jk
Best Clothing Style: Whatever is comfortable
Number of CDs I own: Who owns CDs now when you've got an iPod?
Number of Piercings: Besides my Prince Albert, none
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've learned not to regret anything because when it comes down to the truth, you wanted to do whatever it was you did.
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My Interests

I am in love with stand-up comedy; whether it's good or bad. I also enjoy hanging out with friends, listening to music, partying, sleeping, eating, playing guitar, sports, and the ladies.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone has their own story to tell and I'd love to hear each and every one of them.

Music:

I enjoy lot of different artists but I can't fucking stand U2 and System of a Down. If you're a fan, I'm sorry. You're entitled to your opinion so leave me to mine.

Movies:

Way too many to type here. Some that stick out off the top of my head are Fight Club, Saturday Night Fever, Scarface, Goodfellas, American History X, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Pirates of the Caribbean (All 3), The 40 Year Old Virgin, & Benji.

Television:

I am a Grey's Anatomy and Nip/Tuck faggot. I'll also watch anything on FUSE and Comedy Central, Late night music videos on VH-1, Late Night with Connan O'Brein, The Late Show with David Letterman, Old SNL Re-runs, New SNL episodes, Anything on HBO, and the Sunday Night Sex Show. That shit is hilarious!! I love it when that old lady plays with the wood dolls to demonstrate different positions and when she pulls sex toys out her treasure chest of goodies. Where do they find these things?!?!? I've never seen the Anal Ecstacy or the Chin Strap-on at my local convenience store.

Books:

I hate it when people say stupid shit about how they can't read. You filled in this section of your profile didn't you? That did require some level of literacy. Dumb things like that make me wanna punt a small dog. ________________________ Shakespeare makes my head hurt. Palanuick makes me laugh and question life. Sideways Stories from Wayside School was the SHIT when I was a little guy.

Heroes:

First and foremost are my parents. They're always supportive of everything I do and I love them for that. And if it weren't for their one-night bonnanza, I wouldn't be here. Next would be John Travolta. What else can I say about the guy except that he's THE MAN. I can't wait to meet him one day (wishful thinking). Next would be Montel Williams. I actually met the guy on several occasions and we have a lot in common and he's a really down to earth and chill guy. Dane Cook would be next on the hero list. Even though I saw him live and he was a huge disappointment, I still respect the guys work and admire him. And finally, last but certainly not least, is John Leguizamo. I've seen the guy on stage twice and I've never laughed harder. The guy's simply amazing.

My Blog

I'm Dave and I am a Coconut...

Okay, I'm going to be real with you all because if you can't be real with your own people, who can you be real with? (right?) My name is Dave Vega and I am a rare breed of Puerto Rican known as a...
Posted by Dave Vega on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST

My NYC Debut

So last Friday was my first "official" comedy show in Manhattan and I gotta say it went by so fast I can't even remember half of it. I was so stoked at the fact that I'd be performing so close to the ...
Posted by Dave Vega on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that I HATE!!!!!

This blog contains things in this world that I absolutley can't stand. They piss me off so much that I wanna yell at an infant to the point where they vomit from crying to much. 1.   When p...
Posted by Dave Vega on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST