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Gerry Aka: Joey Calzone!

Gerry's goin' to OZZFEST!!

About Me

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I am: Dad to 2 AWESOME sons - NICHOLAS age 8 & NOAH age 6, Husband to LISA, Son, Brother, Uncle, Bassist, Web Tyrant & a hundred other things!If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." - Thomas JeffersonI play Doghouse Bass just South of Boston, right on the edge of Cape Cod. I'm gigging with the Dave Foley Band. Pretty amazing! Dave is just this killer singer, songwriter, guitar player & All-Star!I also get to play a Johnny Cash Tribute with Dave Foley, I get to do my Marshall Grant/Dave Roe impression, now it doesn't get any better 'an that!Nick & Me, 2003

My Interests

BASS - Upright Slap Bass, Rockabilly & Psychobilly bass, , New England Championship Wrestling, WWE, ECW, NHL & the Boston Bruins, ...& stuff like that. Oh yeah...& did I mention bass?Some of my Ink - by Andy Lowlife - Cobra Custom Tattoo, Plymouth, MANECW is THE BEST!!

I'd like to meet:

Betty Cooper & Veronica Lodge, also Buffy, Willow, Faith, Darla, Tara, Cordelia....Upright players are ALWAYS welcome!NO ONE MAN BAND TYPES!!! & if your band doesn't feature a bassist, DO NOT send me an add request - I won't add you. Especially because it's proof that you did not read the profile. It's amazing how many of these I get. No stupid pop bands, emo nonsense or (c)rap either.The Wife - The Pinky - The Gerry!Dirk Shumaker & me = Big Bad Voodoo DaddyMy Sons - Future Rock StarsThe Day I Stole Preston's Bass!! Sadly, he made me give it back....See - he stole it back!!Kim Wilson, Lisa, Me, the Amazing Ronnie JamesPrez & MeRick Mullen & Me / Rick was Commander Cody's killer bassist & a great guy.WWE Superstar, Mick Foley & Me!With Cactus JackNick & Noah rock out onstage with DadNoah rocks!

Music:

BASSThe makers of the finest Weed Wacker Bass Strings on earth!This is a GREAT Store & it's owned & operated by some of the sweestest folks you could ever meet! If you need something for your axe - get in touch with 'em!

Movies:

My Main Vato - Preston!

Television:

From the Quincy Sun newspaper*

Books:

ANYTHING written by this guy: Louis L'AmourPEAVY = BALLS! All MINE!

Heroes:

My DAD is my biggest hero!, my Big Brother, Lisa (the ole lady); my two sons, Preston, Johnny Cash, Gene Simmons, Dave Roe, Zakk Wylde, Nikki Sixx, Blasko...blah blahWith Rex TrailerMy Boy Nick & Me with the 2004 Boston Red Sox World Series Championship Trophy!!!RIP: Dave Clarke - a good friend, a GREAT bassist, harp player, and bluesman. He was also a superb bass teacher. God Bless You, Dave.Mick 'N me Boys!Don't cha just Love Slap Bass¿I play this gig - doin' my best Dave Roe impression.

My Blog

Introducing The Band!!

Subject: Introducing The BandLadies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the members of tonight's band...On piano____________. But first a few words about pianists in general, they are intellectuals a...
Posted by Gerry Aka: Joey Calzone! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:19:00 PST

John Paul JOnes

John Paul Jones. He is probably one of the most underrated musicians to come out of the classic rock era and that really needs to change. Jones came from a heavy session background in the 1960s and wa...
Posted by Gerry Aka: Joey Calzone! on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:52:00 PST

The Thunderbird Bass

I REALLY Love my Thunderbird, so I looked her up: The Gibson Thunderbird was introduced in 1963. At the time, Fender had been the leader in the electric bass market since their introduction of the Pre...
Posted by Gerry Aka: Joey Calzone! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:33:00 PST

Why I LOVE my Double Bass.....

. Double Bass Sex - as stated in the urban dictionary Used to describe a sexual position used in foreplay where the man stands behind the woman, with his left hand on her left nipple, and his right ha...
Posted by Gerry Aka: Joey Calzone! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST