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*CJ*

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.

About Me

I'm pointy and dark. I'm all angles....hips, cheeks, knees, collarbone, and elbows. I bruise easily.....I have black hair and black eyes, I'm moody and mercurial though I have to fake smile for a living.....I'm self diagnosed ADHD and have truly the most fantastic dreams but cannot sit still or focus at all....Lie to me and tell me that I need to be there 30 minutes before I actually need to be there....I will be late...Please don't waste my time, I do that really well myself.....When I was in kindergarten I got in trouble for stealing the stencils....the next year in first grade I got in trouble for stealing the colored chalk....in 6th grade my parents got called in because I kept rolling my eyes at the teacher.....I generally don't really like people.....and I like to roll my eyes at them too....I have to sleep with a fan on and a pillow on my head......My parents say I'm their favorite child though I know it's a lie [but I would be the most obvious candidate]......Berlin and Montreal are my favorite cities besides NYC [though Vancouver could easily become one I think].....I'm not a lover but I'm a big fan of inappropriate touching... I'm almost always the last one to leave the bar/wedding/movie night....and I always have one too many....my biggest fears in life are getting pregnant and moving into another apartment with a centipede problem. I still like the Mets, I have a hat, therefore I am committed...style="position:absolute; top:0px; left:0px; height:120px; width:200px; background-image:url(); background-repeat:no-repeat; z-index:9;"
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My Interests

Being inappropriate. Correct spelling. Civil War Reenactments. Miniature Schnauzers. Bitching and Moaning. Crafts. Canada. Spare Change. Jerky. Wikipedia. My Muffin.

I'd like to meet:

My pharmacist......on a more regular basis.

Music:

Afghan Whigs. Cat Power. LeTigre. Tortoise. The Rapture. The Organ. Songs by Thomas N. on voicemail. Nick Drake. Ladytron. Knife. Old Modest Mouse. Tegan & Sara. Bloc Party. Mix CD's made by people that are "more hip" than myself. Bikini Kill. Music to dance on tables by. Kate Bush. Arcade Fire. Sigur Ros. Burt Bacharach. TV on the Radio. Tilly and the Wall. Sad sad songs.

Movies:

Not the Exorcist.

Television:

black and white

Books:

Most recently Middlesex, Bridge to Terebithia, Girl With Curious Hair, the OED, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Everything is Illuminated, The Bluest Eye, The Handmaid's Tale, Sweet Valley Twins, The IKEA Catalogue, Books about Buildings, Books about Food, Scrapbooks, The White Pages, Menus, and Pretty much anything in List Form

Heroes:

*grandma*

My Blog

Never....Ever....

Get your hair done by a hairdresser in a wig. For reals. Saw it tonight, none of it pretty. Stick with the gay boys, the do a nice ’full-head-o-hair’ job.
Posted by *CJ* on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:49:00 PST