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sir thinks-a-lot

let's drive to brighton on the weekend

About Me

i'm very distressed by the fact that grad school is making my hair fall out, and what i have left, jett is turning grey.
i just went vegan. so far, so good. or, perhaps i should be saying, "so(y) far, so(y) good."
i'm starting to think that i should come out of retirement and put together a led zeppelin cover band. because that's exactly what the world needs, another mid-thirties weekend warrior trying to reclaim his past glories by getting in the garage and attempting to reproduce the soundtrack to his adolescence.
my friends have decided that, were we all x-men, i would be the professor. oh, how i wish that were true. most days, i feel - intellectually, at least - more like someone totally wack, like rockslide.
i don't know if there's anything funnier than when my thugged-out neighbor and his hoodrat wife start arguing, and he tries to verbally man up against her and then she starts flipping out and then he starts apologizing. priceless comedy gold, that is.
also, i know that phil converse is a genius and a legend and the father of americanist political science and all that, but seriously: boring. boring. boring. dude really needed a ghostwriter.

My Interests

grad school, and the not failing out thereof.

I'd like to meet:

god, so i can argue his non-existence with him.

Music:

cheap trick, the clash, the wildhearts, jawbox, sloan, superchunk, ac/dc, the beastie boys, the beatles, bruce springsteen, the jealous sound, redd kross, soul coughing, nirvana, queens of the stone age, bloc party, sugar, the futureheads, the heavenly states, van halen, the lemonheads, the police, panic! at the disco, the smithereens, tom petty and the heartbreakers, knapsack, teenage fanclub, guided by voices, social d, the toadies, crooked fingers, tsar, liz phair, sonic youth, cursive, the new pornographers

Movies:

empire strikes back, raiders of the lost ark, fight club, apocalypse now, requiem for a dream, pootie tang, house of 1000 corpses, dogma, fast times at ridgemont high, seven, 12 monkeys, caddyshack, super troopers, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaun of the dead, rocky, office space, sin city, fear and loathing in las vegas, v for vendetta

Television:

scrubs, world series of poker, the office (uk and us), harvey birdman: attorney at law, the x-files, csi, freaks and geeks, buffy the vampire slayer, arrested development, project runway, survivor, drawn together

Books:

mother night, breakfast of champions, slaughterhouse five, cat's cradle, welcome to the monkey house, the sirens of titan ... are you seeing the pattern yet?

Heroes:

franklin d. roosevelt:
presidential bad-ass


famous fdr bitch-slaps:
polio
the gold standard
nazi germany
alf landon
the great depression
the literary digest polls
herbert hoover
prohibition

My Blog

oh, the unrestrained joy that is fatherhood

here's a helpful hint: no matter how "hot" or "spontaneous" or "intimate" it might seem, never have unprotected sex with your girlfriend.  because one day you'll wake up and realize that you ...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

2006: the year in music

top ten albums of 200601. buckcherry - "15" 02. the lemonheads - "lemonheads"03. the futureheads - "news and tributes"04. channels - "waiting for the next end of the world" 05. scissor sisters - ...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

you lose some, you win-ter some

oh stoked!  weather channel ten-day forecast just predicted snow showers for next saturday!!!  this is totally going to be me and the dogs:or, you know, not.  but close.  damn, dam...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

choke-land. joke-land.

what the fuck, oakland?  do you have some deep-seated fear of postseason success?  this is exactly why i was a giants fan....
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

"... and don't forget ..."

you know what i heard during the a's-twins game tonight?announcer 1: "with that, the count on the batter goes to two strikes."announcer 2: "and don't forget, he's also got two balls."this to...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

ten words or less, 10/01/06

the simpsons (10/1 episode): unfortunately a repeat, but it's all about "nimrod" and "nimtodd."  grade: a-minus.project runway (9/27 episode): jeffrey. michael. who goes? neither: final four!&nbs...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

the following is not a test ...

i know that i'm in my middle-thirties. i know that i'm not a gangsta, pimp, hustla, playa, or balla. i know that i only wear my clothes baggy because i'm broke and i don't care enough to buy new outfi...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

ten words or less, 09/24/06

slippin' - ten years with the bloods: showtime, how can you make a gang documentary so boring? grade: c.jackass, the movie: gets better with every viewing. so stoked for the sequel.  grade: ...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

seriously, somebody punch me. now. hard.

ok, let me preface this by saying that i really don't miss california.  sure, it would be nice to have access to my favorite taquerias again (el farolito - my sweet, sweet dining mistress -&...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

ten words or less, 09/17/06

the hills have eyes (unrated remake): scarier than the original!  i'm never taking another road trip. grade: a-minus.when a stranger calls (remake): why weren't my babysitters that fine?!?! ...
Posted by sir thinks-a-lot on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST