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scotty

see if i give you 1.9 again bitch, from now on its 1.4!!!

About Me

you wanna know dat????

My Interests

speedy chinese derivery, egg rolls, crab rangoon, the hot ass blonde mom in sylvan oaks that gave me a 10 dollar tip, and when my friends show up at china 1 just to go on a derivery and hold me down thats pretty cool.

I'd like to meet:

whoever invented mu-shu chicken........ you know dat?

Music:

WU TANG CLAN (for their obvious influences from asian culture) william hung (a true national hero)

Movies:

that one flick where the 5 smokin hot broads order chinese food and when the delivery guy shows up they cant between the 5 of them come up with the 32 dollars. so they work out a little deal if you know what i mean.

Television:

the chinese derivery show. its not on television its on real life so you gotta chill with me to watch the craziness unfold....also check out new episodes of "as the jake turns" happening everyday.

Books:

introduction to mandarin chinese volume 1

Heroes:

shin jin, my first chinese boss/ suzan, my current chinese boss/ the inventor of mu-shu chicken/ anyone who has ever made a 15 minute derivery in the rain to a 3rd story apartment.

My Blog

my crew is more live than yours......

i saw 2 LIVE CREW on saturday night and man are they gettin old.....they tried playin some new shit but all i wanted to hear was me so horny....play the songs that got you famous, not the bullshit tha...
Posted by scotty on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

TAMPA IS HOME

waiting in ATL for my final flight home........just paid 3 bucks for 15 minutes of myspace........sucker. well to recap the weekend i drank a lot, held it down, went to an ill ass MIKE JONES(who?) MIK...
Posted by scotty on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 04:01:00 PST

i saw long islland in the toilet

i woke up this morning in california......again, but the long island ice teas from last night were just to much for the body to handle......i puked. i am bout ta go play some golf.........
Posted by scotty on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:54:00 PST

the san fransisco treat

body is back in sf killin the streets and holdin down the crew....coco t is back on the board after getting hit by a ups truck in a hill bombing mishap...the grass is always greener on the other coast...
Posted by scotty on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:42:00 PST

puerto rico

ughhhhhhh! just got back from puerto rico and man was it ill!!!!beautiful women and beaches and drinks in coconuts.........street spots for days and did i mention beautiful women?
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE DESERT

I AM RIPPING AZ NEW ASSHOLES WITH MY BOY TYRONE, TODAY I GET TO SKATE WITH BOBBY PULEO AND THE ENJOI SQUAD.....TONY MANFRE FUCKING KILLS IT,AND CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I DONT THINK THEY ARE GAY......
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

home sweet home...

yeah unfortunately i have made return to tampa.....after a kick ass 3 week vacation fromLA to SF to houston texas i once again have to deal with hurting ass tampa florida.....trife life...oh well
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm so rad

check out skateparkoftampa.com to check me out in texas, yeah sf to tampa, now we just drove to austin, arent i rad at life jeez someone should just pay me to live cuz i am so good at it....if anyone ...
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

s and fucking f

yeah bitches i am in san fransisco about to rip it up with coco T......dont fret i will return to tampa soon enough......
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah bitch

yeah bitch
Posted by scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST