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Sara Pezzini

I wish I was dead...

About Me

My life changed the moment I came into contact with a powerful ancient weapon... The Witchblade.
I was born on November 18, 1970 in Manhattan and I guess I've always wanted to be a cop. It probably had something to do with the fact that my father was a wonderful policeman... until he was gunned down.
One day, while undercover at a "tournament" being held at the Rialto Theater, my partner and I were mortally wounded. A man named Kenneth Irons was hosting this tournament of sorts and he had with him a mystical artifact, a gauntlet if you will, but could not unlock its power. Instead, it choose me... It bonded with me... I survived...
Since that night, I have longed for simpler days, for now, I lead a double life. I'm still learning everyday about the Witchblade, still battling for control. It has a violent nature but it has good points... it slowed my aging, I can create armor, shoot energy blasts, and can even heal myself. It also has a male counterpart, Excalibur, wielded by an assassin by the name of Ian Nottingham who just happens to work for Kenneth Irons. Hmm, I should probably mention that we have had a bit of a "romantic involvement" but it's very complicated. Anyway, the Witchblade and I continue to fight criminals and, umm, things not of this Earth.

My Interests

Take-out food, guns, my "bracelet," hand-to-hand combat, keeping my slutbag sister out of my apartment and away from my refrigerator.

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, George Carlin, men in kilts, and you.

Music:

All, Babes In Toyland, Bad Religion, Chuck Berry, Black Flag, Bouncing Souls, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Circle Jerks, Elvis Costello, The Damned, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Eleventh Hour, Danny Elfman, Enya, Flogging Molly, Ludwig van Beethoven, Billie Holiday, Billy Idol, Katastrophy Wife, Meiko Kaji, Cyndi Lauper, Maplebee, The Muffs, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Roy Orbison, A Perfect Circle, Queen, Queen Adreena, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Poker Dots, The Ruffians, Social Distortion, Superyob, Thee Merry Widows, Tool, The Vandals

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Big Trouble in Little China, Bio Zombie, Boondock Saints, Bubba Ho-Tep, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dawn of the Dead, Disorderlies, Evil Dead II, Fearless, Finding Neverland, The Goonies, Highlander, Immortal Beloved, Indiana Jones, Kung Fu Hustle, La Blue Girl, Midnight Run, A Night in Casablanca, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, The Ref, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Spaceballs, Star Wars, They Live, Vampire Hunter D, Walk the Line, Willow

Television:

Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, The Green Hornet, Inuyasha, Lost, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Samurai Champloo, Tales from the Crypt, Trigun, The Young Ones

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Cabal, The Chronicles of Narnia, comic books, J. O'Barr's The Crow, Fruits Basket, The Last of the Mohicans, The Lord of the Rings, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Frank Miller's Sin City, Slaughterhouse-Five, Trigun Maximum, Die Unendliche Geschichte, X-Men

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, George Carlin, Cyndi Lauper, Nightcrawler, Vash the Stampede, Vegeta, Groucho Marx, Ling Xiaoyu, Ash, Vyvyan Basterd, Marrow

My Blog

Stealing Pictures...

Ok, I'm getting a little tired of people blatantly right-click-and-copying my pictures and putting them on their own MySpace pages. Especially those individuals who have the audacity to send me a frie...
Posted by Sara Pezzini on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:36:00 PST