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Maryam

twat did you say?

About Me

talking with the deaf, mind warping reptoids

My Interests

Thank you

I'd like to meet:

dream weavers, a trilobite, the fifth dimension

Music:

aaliyah

Television:

fun on wheels, steak mountain, funerals for dummies, dome heads, boulder protrusion, clam hammer, ding dongs on dill, fromperton goes to the movies, it only takes one, fever beaver, loo loo lucky buns, crossed by magic II, insert the dvd, tv reruns return, little foot takes the range, moonies.

Books:

Farmer's Almanac

Heroes:

Vivian Newstate, as Rodion Romanovitch RASKOLNIKOV....the only combatant witness. verdict, guilty.

My Blog

excuse this

I would like to re-introduce some slang. See following.the bee's Kneesthe eel's anklethe elephant's instepthe snake's hipand the mutt's nutsYou all are the mutt's nuts....to me....
Posted by Maryam on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST

The Side Effects of Being an Astronaut

Is the title of my new book.
Posted by Maryam on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

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Posted by Maryam on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:43:00 PST

November 1-17

If things have been a little weird lately it's because Mercury is in retrograde.A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. As a rule, retrograde pla...
Posted by Maryam on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:45:00 PST

Good Idea?

Movie club?These are some of my Movie club selections that will be viewed in the coming weeks. Suggestions welcome and this is your invitation.1. For the love of god i need to see Ferris Bullers Day O...
Posted by Maryam on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

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ONE NIGHT ONLY View this Saturday @ approximately 5:44 pm until 6:58 Mid to East Coast only apply. TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE for the absentminded and non-land lover. If you're into cutsie shit pack a dinner...
Posted by Maryam on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

When I woke up this morning

Anna had done this...........And this..........Her birthday is the 20th of February!!!! What the fuck am I going to do for her????????...
Posted by Maryam on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

YCDTOTV

"You Can't Do That On Television" freaked me out. Whats with El Capiton? Mock castro who executed children. Unsettled, unsettled.The cafeteria dude. Really don't like him. And they just did weird thin...
Posted by Maryam on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

calling all babelords

Do you like meat on the bone and novels about Cher?Are you into 16th century Mongolian finger painting and cats named Tom?Do you like dinosaurs and salsa verde?Do you like dipping chocolate ice cream ...
Posted by Maryam on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

michael lang

got so much pussy.
Posted by Maryam on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST