In case you didn't know... |
I don't blog here anymore. I joined the pros:
http://www.realcooltimeusa.blogspot.com
read it and weep!
Also, I thought I'd take this opportunity to let you know that my birthday is on Wednesday, and ...
Posted by Dylan on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST |
The True Meaning of Christmas |
Break out the booze and slip on your special socks because the holidays are here folks, and your old pal Dylan is coming to town.
Its a crazy time of year, and maybe you're feeling overwhelm...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST |
The Return |
First let me address those of you who have told me you miss my blogs.
Sometimes a blog must go out into the wilderness where it can cultivate an FZ mustache. When said facial hair achieves t...
Posted by Dylan on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST |
the dream i had on yom kippur |
This sounds like a bad dream, but it really was a good dream:I was holding Mrs. Baker's rosary, trying to remember all the words.It was embarrassing because I had to say all those prayers in school.Th...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:12:00 PST |
A Thames Production |
From today's New York Post: OLD PROSPECTOR by Benson Underhill Park Slope, Brooklyn Brooklyn resident, Brian Frey was arrested Thurday evening in Prospect Park along with several unnamed prostitutes...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST |
My Friend Kenny/BMWs/Taco Tooth |
Head's up guys, there are tooth bandits on the loose. If you recieve an invitation to the Great Neck Exotic Cheese Tasting, DO NOT GO!! My friend Kenny fell for this scam and he paid for it dea...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:43:00 PST |
a closer walk with thee |
Cigarettes. Alcohol. Coca-Cola. I was thinking about self-detruction. I was thinking about men and women and democracy. I was thinking about Mabel Longetti, and how hard she tried.We never asked to be...
Posted by Dylan on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST |
Now Accepting Donations |
Well, we're finally going to do it people...Our own personal Manifest Destiny has called, and we must leave New York behind.You guessed it, friends. Brian and I are moving to Branson!Maybe you've hear...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Sharp Dressed Man |
I'm coming back to Cincinnati for the wedding of some old friends. Oh boy...First let me say that I think the people getting married are great. Really.And now on with the shit-talking...Weddings are a...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST |
Bone Marrow |
So...Breaking in to the world of professional hand modeling has been harder than I expected.I really bought it when that guy at the bus station told me that I was a "natural". He said my hands were ex...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST |
