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JEZZE ZMART

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At this time there were about twenty hands upon him, holding him down; and although he is crazy, he is NOT stupid. "I'M SORRY!!!" he cried "I'M FUCKING SORRY!!! PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME ANYMORE! I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR!!! I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM!!! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!!! IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION!!!" After the gig he was irate about having been unconscious for most of the show and insisted on getting paid in five minutes or he'd be "taking it out on your Dutch testicles!" He snatched up the guilders and stuffed them in a pair of pants in his guitar case but almost immediately forgot he'd been paid and went on yet another rampage, streaking naked through the festival complex, screaming that he'd been ripped off. To this day, more than fifteen years later, I have no more vivid a memory of the effect a life in music can have on a human being.

My Interests

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Who do i have to fuck to get me one a them Macy's gift cards

My Blog

HARD DRIVE FAILURE

itza bitch.....*3,700 and some mp3 files (all my club material plus some other shit)*a couple GB’s of sample files (mostly drumkits and bass hits)*5 or 6 sample instruments (should be able to ge...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:15:00 GMT

I JUST QUIT SMOKING

and i feel like fuckin' sshhiiiiiiiittt.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:34:00 GMT

MORE CURRENT FAVES

CELEBRATION - CELEBRATION LPBEACH HOUSE - BEACH HOUSE LPBONDE DO ROLE - WITH LASERS LPTHE GRAY KID - ...5,6,7,8 LPCROOKERS - AUGUAS DE PARCO EPLINDSTROM - IT'S A FEEDELITY AFFAIR LPVARIOUS ARTISTS - E...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:36:00 GMT

FAVE RELEASES OF '06 - '07

!!! - MYTH TAKES LPSPANK ROCK - YOYOYOYOYO LPTHOM YORKE - THE ERASER LPEXTRA GOLDEN - OK-OYOT SYSTEM EPBURAKA SOM SISTEMA - FROM BURAKA TO THE WORLD EPBONDE DO ROLE - MELO DO TABACAO EPVIETNAM -...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:58:00 GMT