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football, rugby league (not union), music, socialising, and nights in the pub
you, me in 20 yrs, hendrix, lennon, slash, attenborough
Capt Winters, terry pratchett, Sir Samuel Vimes, real genuine folk
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: sir fanny crack
Birthday: begining of time
Birthplace: the gates of hell
Current Location: 3" below minge base
Eye Color: glazed
Hair Color: brown
Height: 21" when stood to attention
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous, can use my feet too
Your Heritage: spawn of satan
The Shoes You Wore Today: 9" stiletto's
Your Weakness: georgies mum, i just keep going bak
Your Fears: anal leakage
Your Perfect Pizza: pubic lice calzone
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting the all clear from the clinic
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: filth
Thoughts First Waking Up: ur mom, knee deep in tofu
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass implants
Your Bedtime: involves thomas the tank engine an lube
Your Most Missed Memory: 3 sec memory, er wot was i saying
Pepsi or Coke: tequilla
MacDonalds or Burger King: rhino horn & tiger dick- much healthier
Single or Group Dates: 3sum all the way baby
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: either, as long as there fit
Cappuccino or Coffee: tetley rules
Do you Smoke: not so much smoke as burn with passion
Do you Swear: im a fucking innocent young man u prick, how dare u
Do you Sing: i make ladies sing the high note
Do you Shower Daily: in hippo milk
Have you Been in Love: grott bags stole my heart and my virginity
Do you want to go to College: only to take the virginity of ur little sister
Do you want to get Married: i already have 34 wives, so no. its a pain
Do you believe in yourself: is that a new religion
Do you get Motion Sickness: that 3 day romp with gert bucket solved that problem
Do you think you are Attractive: like shit to a fly
Are you a Health Freak: ever since i met xtina, im always down the std clinic
Do you get along with your Parents: no, santa never brings me the prezzies i want
Do you like Thunderstorms: i was born in the tempest of a passionate storm
Do you play an Instrument: trumpet polisher
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - only once, though
In the past month have you Smoked: ur mom said so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im addicted to myself
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a banana, melon and carrot, but no date, must try
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a girl on call, but no mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: im the world record holder for numbers shoved down my jap's eye
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: is that wot she was called
In the past month have you been on Stage: a minor roll in on off broadway play. its not much but its a start
In the past month have you been Dumped: toms mum said she cudnt take the girth any more. its still a sore spot
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i only go in chunky munkeys
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ur heart,
Ever been Drunk: she claimed a hint of cheese
Ever been called a Tease: the words ice cubes & nipples come to mind
Ever been Beaten up: toms mum likes it rough
Ever Shoplifted: am strong but not that strong
How do you want to Die: im immortal, i have inside me blood of kings
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ever erect
What country would you most like to Visit: the undying lands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i try to keep them from looking round, it puts me off
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: the bushier the better
Height: midget sex is best
Weight: 2 tonne min
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: unknown
Number of CDs I own: 1, the best of des o'connor
Number of Piercings: 8, in my bell end
Number of Tattoos: full body, im allergic to the sun
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not nailing edwina currie wen i had the chance
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anything thats not a chick flick, gangster, war, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Biodome, Mall Rats, owt good
scrubs, family guy, futurama, simpsons, soccer am, band of brothers
donnie brasco,terry pratchett's, layer cake (its better than the film), anything with a good cover (razzle not fiesta)
Comm Vimes, Tiffany Aching, Rob Anybody, richard ashcroft, barnsley promotion winning team, wakefield promotion winning team, rick stein, Mrs Knowles, georgie, tommy, marky j, how these people have survived with so many std's makes it worth getting out of bed on a morning. Your all an inspiration to me, and one day i hope that i will have the strength to fight tempation and not sex pest your moms.