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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martin Smedley Peddle Biscuit Oboe Young II
Birthday: 18th Septober 1989
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Hospital
Eye Color: TruBlu!!
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 10 foot 67
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: i inherited a worm once
The Shoes You Wore Today: my feet were naked, jesus sandals
Your Weakness: asthma (the office) - nah sum tyms its hard cus iv gt no arms or legs or a head an that
Your Fears: im scared of a naked man fallin on top of me and somebody quickly taking a picture befor i have time to get up
Your Perfect Pizza: loads of nice foods plus like 10000000 pounds on it aswell
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: top right
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: where the slag am i? or who jus woke me up??!
Your Best Physical Feature: your arm
Your Bedtime: 6 pm sharp ow i cut myself
Your Most Missed Memory: how can u miss a memory? if u 4gt it den u dnt miss it
Pepsi or Coke: poke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macbeth
Single or Group Dates: depends ...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: im so glad iv neva had either
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: hmm
Do you Smoke: noooo
Do you Swear: nah
Do you Sing: i try to
Do you Shower Daily: i shower nightly
Have you Been in Love: only with my foot
Do you want to go to College: im there now, do you?
Do you want to get Married: only to you my love.
Do you belive in yourself: no i dont think i exist - PRATT!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only wen in motion haha
Do you think you are Attractive: ish im ok
Are you a Health Freak: no,x hold on while i go and get my health freak kit
Do you get along with your Parents: they got on with me playa
Do you like Thunderstorms: me n thunderstomrs have always hated ecxah other
Do you play an Instrument: hell yes m8 guitar all da way
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does aspirin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i guess this is americxan
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: haha id rather eat my own face
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the past 5 mins?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nooo
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: from death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a millionaire
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blu
Favourite Hair Color: blak
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 167 foot
Weight: 908 punds
Best Clothing Style: oxfam
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4560392
Number of CDs I own: like 8 million
Number of Piercings: ooooo 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well i regret bein so cool
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'v herd tht bloke in the wheelchair is quite clever, uno the dribbly one. Steven hawking thts it,would be an intresting chat. but iv always wondered if he's at the cinema ryt does he bother to laugh or anything cos hed hav to type it out AND it would be like 5 seconds to late. Id also like to meet Donald the spit, Humphrey Neck-lentil and Quince Pip-Sale. I met myself once, in a dark alley. I tripped over a copy of the Beano. If your still reading all this well done cos its complete crap. Your probli the first. I was the first man on the moon. It was crap no tv or anythin. I missed hollyoaks and i had to pee in a crater.

My Blog

HEY PPL! WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE???

MAKE YOUR CHOICE! Out of the following two options wich would you rather be ... A person who has been kept in a small cage for 30 years. So when you come out your all bent over and you have to walk li...
Posted by Marv on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

SSSSTORY 11 IS HERE !!!!!!

I had a pet eyebrow, it grew up seven times. Most children are old remarked Italy the Spanish Grass Detective. But then i realised that the lion tamer owned a small collection of liquorice. This confu...
Posted by Marv on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

THIS IS THE TENTH story...thts like a hole half of 2 hands

i was a naked library, said git the dipstick. This gave me an urge to throw breadsticks at people that like trousers. but all of a sudded i sold an 80 year old DJ on ebay. To my surprise a tall, frien...
Posted by Marv on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

Story NIne.

I once put all my family and friends inside a small fountain pen. But then South africa needed a back massage so I bought an iron from the bargain shop. I was walking down Splendid Road when all...
Posted by Marv on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

story ate, ayt, 8, eight, gandhi

My my my said Dead Life. This made me cough up the jamaican i was chewing on who farted on his way out of the hosepipe. All of a sudden a box of scrabble fell out of my elbow so i decided to buy a nic...
Posted by Marv on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

Story 7. hi DUDES! SUBSCRIBE 2 MY BLOG!!

i was playing strip poker with a naked fish when all of a sudden i didnt die. Then all of a sudden my mum was a whirlwind and i didnt like oatmeal. This made me sneeze out of my aunties ear lobe. Just...
Posted by Marv on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

Story 6 not 7 or 8. STORY 1add1add1add1add1add1

i wasnt playing pool this time, i said as i lifted my cue. Then the lips decided to run for mayor. This is because the mayor had hurt his leg and couldnt run himself. Then Tiger Shoe-Horn III slapped ...
Posted by Marv on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:00:00 PST

STORY 5, if the title was unclear this is story 5

I was bored this once, so i decided to investigate a small yoghurt factory in south Lancashire. To my suprise i wasnt surprised. This surprised me so i shouted 'Im shouting!' and fell in line. This re...
Posted by Marv on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST

STORY 4: The way to a ladys heart.

This is a message for a Mr Greaves Library-Sample. Your car has been found underneath a pile of air in the land of yes. Please remove it at once or else you will be forced to remove it. HAHA That take...
Posted by Marv on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

STORY 3 IS NOW HERE WHO HAS JUS CRYED WITH HPPINESS?????

nigel, nigel ... NIGEL! screamed the wet water. The old lady fell over and rolled into a large canyon. The canyon said 'Im a canyon'. At this beth lemming-samuel stopped making love to a seagul and th...
Posted by Marv on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST