Hmmm, So I sit on this digital monster telling you about the latest frothy beast. It all came about when I just got tired of playing the same old shit we had been rehearsing for the past 1 1/2 years. You know, everything was fun and all that but it just didn't get the old effluvial juices flowing. Lo and behold I went into hibernation, got married and locked myself in the not quite ivory towers in the township of Cardiff. With devious thoughts, 2002 quicksilver model mac G4, assorted microphones and noise stuff I just decided to record anything. Bullshit, noise, loopy techno fuck, bad poetry, drunken rants, the sounds of doors creaking, I decided to just start a project with no real beginning and no real end. Essentially it's me making noise along with anybody who wants to jump into the digital brine. Scoff not you analog purist, I like tape along with the best of y'all but my friggin' hard drive is cheap. So be it. On board to date is Senor' John Bordage, x-Plastic Supermodel drummer to add some percussion and digital sludge. I also have my new wife moisturizing some new reeds for the clarinet and figuring out the bass I gave her for christmas. Down the pipe are some undisclosed local figurines adding putty to the mix. I'll give you a free hand printed shirt if you can figure out who they are. Admit it, Quakers are stylish. Since you've read this far I guess you are ready to rock or just sing yourself a beautiful childhood lullaby. This is fantastique. Why not join our merry group of noisyfriends... Happily Ever After, Doug O