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About Me

I began rapping in the year 2000 at the tender age of 14. For me it had nothing to do with trying to be an Eminem or becoming famous (that want came later) I clearly remember being half way through Ice-T's '7th Deadly Sin' album and just thinking... "I could do this" and I didn't look back.I was always above average in poetry class at school growing up so it was a matter of learning all of the different elements of rhyming into lyric form and learning how to transfer what I wanted to say onto the paper.In July of 2007 I entered the World Rap Championhips competing in the Melbourne Division where (while not taking home the gold) I feel like a gained a lot of respect and a wider audience of people now take me a whole lot more seriously.Influenced by Katie Holmes and all the pretty young actresses sprouting throughout the world I decided not having money was ridiculous. A stupid super fucking retarded concept that I refuse to fathom. It is because of this very influence that I have decided to make music, make something of myself, and make you listen to it because I'll fucking gut you if you don't.Call it 'history'... No seriously, call it that! [xfvalue_layout_code]

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Member Since: 3/27/2006
Band Website: katie-holmes.com
Band Members: D. Holmes
Influences: Public Enemy, Run DMC, Wu Tang Clan, Nirvana, Mobb Deep, Eminem, The Pretenders, Bonnie Tyler, Ice-T, N.W.A, Ice Cube, Rakim, Fresh Prince + Jazzy Jeff, early Greenday, Atmosphere, The Molemen, Scam Artists, Qwel, Qwazaar, Typical Cats, Copywrite, Jakki Da Motamouth, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Cage, Jean Grae, Pumpkinhead, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Arsonists, Reef The Lost Cauze, Buddy Holly, Snowgoons, Prime, Verbal Kent, Juice, Ben E. King, Rod Stewart, Hank Williams, Rhymefest, Elton John, The Temptations, The Jackson 5, Nas, Afu-Ra, Sage Francis, Non Prophets, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Illmaculate, Mac Lethal, El-P, C-Rayz Walz, Okwerdz, Marylin Manson, Atoms Family, Brother Ali, Rhymefest, Rhyme Poetic Mafia, Otis Redding, James Taylor, Slick Rick, Vakill, Percee P, Kool Keith, Jann Arden, Chantal Krevaziuk, Sixpense None The Richer, MF Doom, Juggaknots, Sophie Zelmani, Robust, Apathy, Celph Titled, Egotrip, Michael Jackson, Gavin DeGraw, Black Sabbath, TV Theme Tunes, Classical Music, Bagpipes, TV Commercials just to name a few.
Sounds Like: Katie Holmes placenta being eaten.
Record Label: Buy My Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Munchkins vs Oompa Loompa’s (a valid debate)

I'm currently high... This is something that I pondered when I was drunk and had nothing to do with me being high so I think it's safe for me to post this blog. [drum rolls] So I'm at a pub drinking w...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

2 Movies - "Freaks" and "The 36th Chamber of Shaolin"

I had myself a big movie today and I have to begin by confessing that this is usual standard for me I don't go to your average clubs with your average people and do average things... I WATCH MOVIES! I...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:38:00 PST

WORLD RAP CHAMPIONSHIPS

As most of you chumps would know by now I made it into this years season of World Rap Championships sponsored by Jumpoff and after making it in the Top 6 in the country (haha, that sounds dope, what h...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

Getting something off the chest... READ!

Ok fuckers, I just wanted to express to all of you that I'm in love with actress known to you all as Katie Holmes, and some days I find I cannot contain myself and get close to jumping on a couch and ...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:43:00 PST

Actor Chris Klein dating MySpace member???

7 Jan 2007 6:52 AM Actor Chris Klein was seen holding hands with MySpace member Decoy last night at seedy Los Angeles night club The Poop Is Out There. Sources say the actor wore a time bomb to declar...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

ATTN: All - Add this retchid soul to your MySpace!

ATTN: All - Add this retchid soul to your MySpace! www.myspace.com/ventura85 Please add this man to your myspace as he is short of friends and going through a rough time transforming himself back...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:01:00 PST

Happy Birthday Katie Holmes!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAL!!! She's made me all kinds of happy over the years so I'm dedicating this mother!@#$% Blog to the woman of my every fantasy, daydream, and wet dream.. she's the lovely actress Kathe...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

Decoy loves his Television Ads

Hi folks, nobody expresses their appreciation of tv ads like I do, because nobody appreciates tv ads, but I do. I knew how much I loved seeing these ads on tv when I suffered a bout of depression afte...
Posted by D.E.C.O.Y: Future Husband Of Katie Holmes on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:30:00 PST