AyHay

I rap because i cannot sing ..(well, very well) .. but i cannot rap either soooo ..what i said was just pointless, anyways, a little info about me. My job is to teach tricks to turtles and hamsters for upcoming talent shows. I should be getting promoted to helping gerbils do back flips very soon ..*crosses fingers* ... I laugh @ really stupid stuff ..e.g "your sister looks like edward scissorhands" ...or something to that effect. I used to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles 'til they sold out and got some rabbit guy involved, like, wth, a rabbit that talks?..yea, ok buddy. I'm left handed and have 5 fingers, or 4 fingers and 1 thumb, yea. I do the crip walk to country music and tap dance to hip hop. Im'a dolphin trapped in a humans body. I have longer hair than your gf's. I wear beanies that say "i like eggs" .I like to go on ebay and bid for rare pokemon cards, then @ the last second withdraw and say "I can't believe you like pokemon! LOSERS!" smh, but yea, I have the whole last series of Pokemon on DVD. I'm obese, the gym's the devil. Why sweat @ the gym when you can sweat whilst looking @ a strawberry flavoured cake with icing? ..*licks lips and rubs 3rd chin* ...anywhooo, add me so it looks like i've got fans, thank you much.