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Stab Master Jen

You do a really good impersonation of yourself.

About Me

My head is cloudy. I interrupt often. I struggle to find balance. I struggle to connect. But I laugh with my entire being. Someday I will move far away, where the language is unfamiliar and i will take afternoon naps in the hammock on my porch.****************************************************** ***********************************I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

Elbowing jerks who park it on the dance floor. Intelligent wit and uncensored offensive obviousness. Vegetarianism. Iced coffee. Hot tea. Science. Dusk. Dawn. UFO's. Swap meet mornings. Sunday bike rides. Bustin loose.

I'd like to meet:

Glamorous crotch. Fernando. Teal. Mustaches. Tan Lines. Red Lipstick. Rambo. Business and Leather.

Music:

makes my insides feel good and my outsides wiggle.

Movies:

Fright Night.

Television:

LOST. Holy Shit.

Books:

Magical Thinking.

Heroes:

Bufonda and Twanda.