Hillary Clinton
Score: 42 Agree
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Death Penalty
Environment
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Gun Control
Education
Barack Obama
Score: 42 Agree
Health Care
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Death Penalty
Environment
Disagree
Iraq
Immigration
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Abortion
Marriage
Gun Control
Education
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Os AMA was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can not come into our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.
“The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....
Cut the amount of gas we use
Subject: Plan A & Plan B
Plan A
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.
Plan B
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved
Question
- When you apply for Welfare in Mexico
what does the Government give you ?
Answer
- A map of the United States
Have a great day!
A conversation between a Customer and Bank of America Bank:
"This is the Bank of America, can I help you?"
Customer:
"Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer."
Bank:
"Why?"
Customer:
"You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere."
Bank:
"Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number?"
Customer:
(gives account number)
Bank:
"For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?"
Customer:
"No."
Bank:
"I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are."
Customer:
"Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business." "Let's say I'm an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for a Social Security number, would you?"
Bank:
"No sir, I wouldn't.
â€Customer:
"Why not?"
Bank:
"Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line."
Please read the this report
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/bankofamerica.asp
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