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Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic

So lonely it hurts...but I enjoy the silence.

About Me

NO MINORS!!!

Minors will not be allowed on my friends list...so don't ask.
(If you're not one of my siblings or that of a close friend, don't bother.)
I am, for the most part, an open book...so if you really want to know something about me, just ask. You'll get an honest answer.
I say groovy likes it's going out of style...only it actually did already.
I've been getting a lot of Friend Requests lately. Generally, if I don't know you...I won't add you. But some rules can be bent. Call me paranoid, but I like to know who I'm talking to and how they know of me. You know what I mean? An introduction would be nice.
I've been writing poetry for quite a few years now and these days you can find me posting new works in my blog when they're done. Don't hold your breath, though. I don't write all the time.
If you get my AIM sn from a posting or whatever...introduce yourself when you say hello or there will be no response.
I can never remember what I want to put here, so check back every now and again. I update it a little bit of a time.
Apparently, I have an eVoice account. I don't remember signing up for this...or know how someone someone got the number to leave me a voice message, but here's the number...Feel free to harass me. (1-484-208-9899) Now if I can just understand what was being said in that first voice message...
Personal site with some of my better Poetry. SOME OF MY FAVORITE MYSPACE BANDS:

In case you didn't know, I love:

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Find out how much I think you're WORTH!

My Interests

Booze, Uno, Dominoes, long conversations, star trek, some comics, computers, Mindless Self Indulgence, whips, bleeding, pain, Sleep, tattoos and body piercings.

I'd like to meet:

I just want to meet MSI, Hollywood Undead and Marilyn Manson. Oh and Avril is my future wife, she just doesn't know it, yet. Well, either her or Lyn-Z from MSI.

Music:

...varies often...

Except for Mindless Self Indulgence and Hollywood Undead.
I don't think I can ever get tired of them.

Movies:

some comedies, horror, action, sci-fi, some drama.

Television:

Star Trek, WWE, any Law & Order

Books:

I'll read anything from Tom Clancy or Stephen King at least once or thrice.

Heroes:


Ron "Motha F'n" Jeremy

My Blog

Perverted comment of the night...

I couldn't respectfully ask for a blowjob, but I could put it in her butt.
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:32:00 PST

Wrath (Oooooold Poem)

(Yeah, like really old. I think I wrote this back in like 1996?) Wrath By: MdKnight My hatred rages The fire burns forever So your life is done The fire burns long Your body is badly burnt Hell lives...
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:45:00 PST

My life...in 50 words or less.

"No car, but I get around somehow. Same job...but I'm always broke. Found the woman of my dreams...and her boyfriend. I eat less and pickup weight. And I still sleep a lot...but I'm always tired. Eh, ...
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:18:00 PST

What’s in YOUR wallet?

Find out how much I think you're WORTH!...
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST

Perverted Comment of the Night

"She can be my Raggedy Annie and let toss her around like a rag dog when I work it. Ohhh"
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:23:00 PST

Perverted Comment of the Night (Adults Only) (Brace YoSelf!!)

"I'd tattoo the Frosted Flakes logo on her labia cause I'm sure 'Therrrrrre GRRREAT!'"
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:14:00 PST

Why?

Why can't I just let her go, like the rest?
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:26:00 PST

Hmm...

I already forgot where I read this.The BibleThe Bible devotes some 500 verses on prayer, less than 500 verses on faith, but over 2000 verses on money and posessions. It was written by about 40 men ove...
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:47:00 PST

Ok, perverted comment of the day....

"Speaking of zeppelins. That's exactly how I'd work it. I'd go down slow and leave nothing behind but devastation."
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:34:00 PST

Bullshit line of the day...

[18:22] Ish: She'll be rolling around on her titties when it comes when it comes. She'll be rolling around on her titties when it comes. She'll be rolling around on her titties. She'll be rolling arou...
Posted by Vineland's Least Appreciated Alcoholic on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:30:00 PST