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stan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am half Filipina and half Syrian - hence, from a new, superior race. I love french fries but I'm a dietitian. I attract only drunks....old men....Republicans - basically, anyone who can not see well. I hate homophobes and avacados. 7 Gin and Tonics are my limit but I like to believe it is 8. I've been to many exotic places all over the world but still believe the Enchanted Forest is the greatest. I've worked for the circus, dated a sleazy used car salesman, and been mistaken for a prostitute before. If I'm not wearing high heels, it's probably an imposter.

My Interests

lipstick, eating, sleeping, procrastinating, hiking, high heels, shaking my money maker, traveling, Salsa dancing, mah jongg hustling, the Marx Brothers' shenanigans, reading, cooking, searching for the lochness monster, loving the sexy Martino Reroma
Your Sketchiness Factor
You are 47% Sketchy How Sketchy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

People with boats...or yachts. People with cabins in the woods... or villas in Tuscany. Or I'd even settle on meeting people with a tiny apartment along the french riviera. That would be fine.

Music:

Thee Headcoats, Fitz of Depression, PJ Harvey, The Germs, Old Time Relijun, Tight Bros from Way back when, The Stones, The Stooges, Leadbelly,Trumans Water,The Duke

Movies:

Kung Fu movies, Rock N' Roll High School, Attack of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Outsiders, Sexy Beast, Monster's Ball, Buffalo 66, Shopgirl

Television:

Scrubs, Law & Order, CSI (Vegas only), The Simpsons, Perry Mason, True crime detective shows on court tv

Books:

Anything by Iceberg Slim, Irvine Welsh, David Sedaris, McSweeny's, Old Jazz autobiographies, anything beatniky

Heroes:

Jonny Appleseed. No, seriously.

My Blog

I love presents!

So my friends Kristen and Brent dropped by last week and brought over a bag of crap with things they were trying to get out of their house. Makes sense, who better to be accepting of one's crap t...
Posted by stan on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST