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dukcfüd

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About Me

I am one of those rare prototypes that you may only come across once a year or so, albeit a little more tamed through my gradual assimilation into Southern California culture. My bare essence may spring forth in an awesome wave at what may be random, sometimes inappropriate times, this never seems to be too much of a problem though.
Living in Lawndale has proven to be a dicey and interesting adventure. In addition, living on such a notorious arterial street has proven itself to be quite a tumultuous experience to say the least. Significant events that have occurred since I've lived here:
Traffic accidents: 6
Accidents resulting in a fatality: 1
Assault: 1
Vandalism: 7
Theft: 5
***THIS JUST IN*** Brand new crazy Lawndalian shit!!!
A small group of teenagers climbed on top of the Marshall's across the street to tag it, but the bird in the sky (which then proceeded to fly over my home for an hour) spotted them. Fortunately for the world, they were captured and probably will be sent to prison, so I can pay to feed them! Good Job Guys!!!
So in other words, my lease is up in May, I will most likely be looking for another place to live. Mostly because I want a garage again. REALLY badly. I like my place, but I want a garage. Doing work on my bike in a parking structure is really not possible. Plus there is no place to put my stuff in my current home. Some dingle-berry decided it would be cool to build an apartment with NO closets. So even my Dyson has to live at the top of the stairs. This was a little fact I didn't really notice until I started moving my stuff in. Rest assured this wont happen again.
On a career front, I’m still enjoying Del Amo Motorsports. Since my last update, the experience at the shop has been an amazing roller coaster of an experience. I still intend on working there, I believe I'm right where I need to be in my current phase of life. It's about as much college as real life gets.
Some accomplishments I've achieved since June 1st (day one):
Top Salesman: 3
Top Grosser: 2
Employee of the Month: 1
100% on Ducati CSI Secret Shopper test: 1
However, my overall performance has been exemplary, and I feel good working hard there. My contributions get noticed and I feel motivated to work harder. I've never had an employer do this for me before. Lately I've been taking more and more interest in moving learning other parts of the job, like F&I, but apparently I'm not quite ready yet. I'll just have to prove them wrong.
My current children:
Make: Aprilia RSV1000 R Tuono
Color: Silver, Red, and Black
Displacement: 998cc
Engine: Rotax/Aprilia 998cc 60 degree counterbalanced DOHC 4-stroke V-Twin
Drivetrain: Chain driven, rear drive, 6 speed manual transmission
Classification: Streetfighter
Year: 2000
Make: Dodge Dakota Sport
Color: Fucking RED!
Displacement: 4700cc
Engine: Daimler/Chrysler/Jeep 4.7L DOHC V8
Drivetrain: Shaft driven, 4 wheel drive with dual range transfer case, 5 speed manual transmission
Classification: Bad ass truck!

My Interests

My revised Interests list goes as follows:

Indoor Interests:
Performing Music
Enjoying Music
Cooking
Cleaning
Watching Star Trek
Photography
Co-educational Body Surfing
Video Production
Bowling
Singing in the Shower
Playing my Atari 2600
... and more!

Outdoor Interests:
Riding my Motorcycle
Driving my Truck
Driving my Truck to the Top of a Mountain
Sliding Cars Sideways
Riding Dirtbikes
Riding ATVs
Piloting Boats
Rock Climbing
Hiking
Photography
Campfires
Shooting Video
Shooting Guns
Dodgeball
Finding that Secluded Kick Ass Place to Eat
Finding New Places To Visit
... and much more!

Oh and I'm particularly interested in Taco Tuesday provided by Del Taco!!!

I'd like to meet:

Zach Geroux, you red headed pansy girly-man!

I also want to meet somebody who will let me drive a 1995 Lotus Esprit S4 or 2004 Lotus Esprit V8.

Someone with a 2008 KTM 300XCW. I'm looking to buy one and it would be nice to find somebody with one so I can play with it a little.

Music:

I give all things a shot, so basically my random play list contains most of the following, but is not limited to: Trance, '80's, orchestral, opera, symphonic power metal, acapella, alternative, ska, soft rock, colossal orchestral Christmas symphonies, remixes, orchestral film scores, disco, and I could go on but I imagine you get the point.

Some bands include: Dragonforce, Nightwish, Peter Gabriel, Krokus, Asia, The Rasmus, Phil Collins, Journey, Styx, Depeche Mode, some to which their names I don't know, plus new ones everyday!

Some artists include: Josh Groban, BT, DJ Tiesto, Yanni, Darkesword, Mazedude, Symphonic Chronicles, The Wingless, Star Salzman, Helen Travillion, Jeremy Soulé, Nobuo Uematsu, Bun Bun, Yuki Iwai, and discovering new ones every day!!!

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Fight Club, Boiler Room, American History X, Aliens, anything Star Trek, and the list keeps on growing...

Television:

Star Trek, Farscape, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Friday Night Stand Up, Surreal Gourmet, Iron Chef... basically just about anything on the History, Speed, Military, and Sci Fi Channels, plus The Food Network.

Books:

What usually piques my interest are magazines rather than books, simply due to my chosen profession and more "hands on" interests. Now with such an exciting, and pompous, preamble I'm sure you are just dying of curiosity and wondering "gosh Bill when are you going to quit stroking me off and tell me what magazines you really like!!!", well, here they are:
Moto-Euro, Cycle World, Motorcyclist, Car and Driver, Dirt Bike, Dirt Wheels, EVO, Waste Age, and Maximum PC.
I do enjoy a good book from time to time, however, not your average book, they more educational than stories. Such books include:
The Prophet, Motorcycle Journeys Through **fill in the blank here** by Clement Salvadori, the owners manual to the Bimota DB3 Mantra, the instruction manual for Adobe Premier, Road Atlases, anything from Clymers or Chilton, the Dictionary, Kelly Blue Book, my digital video camera's owners manual, the Star Trek Encyclopedia, The Ultimate Bartender's Guide, etc. etc.
I hate to admit, but I do read more sheet music than I do books...

Heroes:

Mikey from Del Amo Motorsports
Ricardo Hueso
Eric Voytko
Iron Chef Chinese: Chen Kenichi
djpretzel from www.ocremix.org
Petter Solberg
bun bun
Bob Blumer The Surreal Gourmet

... and you...

as Mega Man X

My Blog

A Farytale Day In Fontana

So today 04/27/08 I was sent on a mission to bolster Kawasaki business for the shop and represent Del Amo Motorsports at the Kawasaki in California Speedway. The most exciting part was it was during A...
Posted by dukcfüd on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

Come see the worst pictures of me ever taken!

So we all have these deviant moments in time where you decide to lose composure, or allow yourself to get a whacked out hair style that just doesn’t work (and I know a bunch of you beat me up a...
Posted by dukcfüd on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

My fishing experiences thus far.

So I’ve been taking a strange new interest in fishing, it’s never been a sport I have really enjoyed. The art of fiddling with little lures, and invisible strings, while fighting with a da...
Posted by dukcfüd on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:43:00 PST

Parting with a good old friend...

So I would like to share with you all, the gentle but definite retirement of an old friend& My Sony Cyber-Shot DSC P32. This camera has served me very well, and has been my constant travel companio...
Posted by dukcfüd on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST

A Tale of Two Extremes...

A Tale of Two Extremes...Today was probably one of the most surreal days I've had in a long time, euphoria and tragedy in the most unusual fashion I could image.Day start, great breakfast on the walk ...
Posted by dukcfüd on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:44:00 PST

Welcome to Taco Tuesday!!!

Now that I am situated and happy in my new home& To the crafty and uncrafty humans of the world, (of Myspace), I decree that Taco Tuesday shall remain active weekly! The basic rules to this open invit...
Posted by dukcfüd on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

Bill: Life Episode 1.5.1

In October an official new phase of my existence came to fruition, the accomplishment of acquiring my own place, which has been almost 24 years in the making! It may sound more glorious than it sound...
Posted by dukcfüd on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Enjoying insomnia!

So here it is, roughly 5:40 am and I am still not able to go back to sleep. Sitting in front of an LCD flat screen computer monitor marveling at its inability to cause blindness or spontaneous human c...
Posted by dukcfüd on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:18:00 PST

Bill: Episode 9 An Epic Battle with Nature: A Bug's Life

So I walk into my office today, meandered into the shop to clock-in and then joyfully whistling, dreaming, and skipping my way back to the desk of my life, when I look and see one of the four bugs of ...
Posted by dukcfüd on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

Good bye Poe-Bee...

My dog, and the only Washington Tetreault family pet, who has been with us for over 10 years passed away today. 05/30/06 Today is a sad day for me and my entire family. Many great road trips and wild ...
Posted by dukcfüd on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:07:00 PST