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Emily

It's jangly.

About Me

A canary yellow juggernaut of pure bowling thunder. I don't really do that anymore.

My Interests

painting, being consumed by my collections, genuine concern, planning to do things and then doing them, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, candy, coffee, Bill Murray, runs in my stockings, Douglas Coupland, the unlikely event of a squirrel falling into a lake, games I invent, Bruce Lee, androgyny, ambiguity, "suburban kids with biblical names", regularity, Scrabble, wind tunnels, not being hassled about my bad habits, Taco Bell, comics, the history of Satan, being copied by everyone, Captain Beefheart, owls, biting my nails, eye contact, pumpkin pie, avacado, National Public Radio, other old lady things

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain.

Music:

The Shirelles. The Shangri-La's. The Animals. The 13th Floor Elevators. Felt. Bow Wow Wow.

Movies:

Very funny.

Television:

Roseanne. History's Mysteries. Strangers With Candy. The Adventures of Pete and Pete. UCB. MythBusters.

Books:

Life After God. How We Are Hungry. Box Office Poison. Breakfast of Champions. 20th Century Eightball. Overbite: Paintings of Mostly Pillowy Girls. Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth. other obligatory hipster text, no doubt.

Heroes:

the squirrel who falls in a lake. Bill Murray. Amy Sedaris. David Byrne.